Disturbed star a bad influence on young coworkers

MISS World Megan Young wants rumored admirer to keep mum about their relationship. RICHARD A. REYES

Disturbed star is a mentor to young costars, but not in a good way. DS instructs newbies to be conceited and snobbish.

“Real stars are aloof,” DS told then Budding Hunk. “You have to be arrogant; that’s how fans will see that you are famous. You must be standoffish so no one messes with you.”

And so BH became an overbearing megalomaniac like DS.

Respected Insider insists BH believes in his own press release. RI laments, “There are few things more tragic than a dumb person who thinks he’s smart.”

Kissing bandit

Handsome Actor was a heartthrob in his younger years, the fantasy of every missy and matron. Flamboyant Artist had a hard crush on him.

MARK Herras defends ex-girlfriend from nasty intrigues.

FA grabbed the chance to work with HA and, wasting no time, took the first opportunity to steal a kiss, in the guise of demonstrating a love scene. Disgusted, HA stormed out of the set, leaving FA … beaming with joy.

Like a hawk

Rushes mole finds it curious that Controversial Star has become a fixture in the exclusive school where CS’ kids are enrolled. CS personally brings the children to school in the morning and picks them up in the afternoon.

Our mole finds this odd because CS was never seen in the school before.  Is this because CS is making sure Estranged Partner won’t try to catch up with their kids there?

CS guards the minors—important pawns in a virtual chess game—like a hawk.

CRISTINE Reyes has a secret, says ex-beau.

Stylists’ nightmare

From the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

Whispers in the studio are getting louder.

Gregarious Celebrity is so not the favorite of makeup artists and hairdressers.

A spy relates that GC can be a tad difficult, with a litany of dos and don’ts that each stylist should follow. To the letter.

Moreover, GC can’t sit still, keeping busy with all sorts of gadgets. Thus, stylists avoid GC like the plague.

Pleasure pro

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Insiders are wondering how, though no longer active in the biz, Seasoned Hunk can still afford to live in luxury.

According to another mole, SH is engaged in the flesh trade. Every time he wants a new pair of sneakers or the latest gizmo, he goes out with wealthy gays.

SH can be finicky, though. He has very stringent demands—still customers queue up. SH is a pro, they say.

MARIAN Rivera would rather work than get married.

Top of the tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)

Martin Nievera itinatago ang bagong dyowa, ayaw ipakilala sa press. (E ’di … ’wag!)

Jericho Rosales pangarap maging superhero at bumbero. (Talk about range.)

Marian Rivera ayaw talagang pakasalan si Dingdong Dantes: Sayang ang raket! (And we should be concerned because…?)

Tama lang na nakipaghiwalay agad para ’di na magsisi, Derek Ramsay binalaan na ng mga kaibigan: Cristine mas maldita kay Angelica. (Setting the scenario for … the next project.)

Sharon Cuneta: Hindi kasi ako sanay na binabastos ako! (All these years in the biz? Hard to believe.)

Coco Martin naiiyak ’pag naaalala ang mga hirap na pinagdaanan. (Move on. Next!)

John Lloyd Cruz sa pork barrel scam: Hoy, ilabas n’yo ang pera namin! (Korek! ’Yung amin din!)

Edward Mendez kay Ai-Ai: Kahit sino mai-in love sa kanya! Napakaganda niya! (Nakup. Here we go again.)

Misis ni Richard “Ser Chief” Yap masyado nang pakialamera, mga fans nabuwisit. (Kailangan i-workshop: Biz Spouse 101.)

Kris Aquino nakalipat na sa bagong mansiyon, kapitbahay na ang mga sisterakas. Let’s see which sister cracks first and moves away. (We’re stuck at “mansiyon.” Don’t care about the last part.)

JOHN Lloyd Cruz wants to know where the money is.

Derek gigil na gigil nang pasabugin ang mga lihim ni Cristine. (Hey, kissing and telling is … low.)

Derek hinding-hindi magbebenta ng katawan, pag-ibig sa P5M. (Auction time?)

Mark Herras ipinagtanggol si Ynna Asistio, ’di raw malandi at ahas. (And that is a gentleman.)

Kumpirmado: Angel Locsin lilipad muli bilang Darna sa pelikula. (Yey! We kinda knew it all along.)

John Prats 2 beses pakakasalan si Isabel Oli, plano nang magkaanak. (Dude, once is enough. Really. )

Sharon: Bilang  ina, karapatan kong ipagtanggol si KC sa mga umaaway sa kanya. (How about letting her fight her own battles at some point?)

Piolo Pascual umamin, nagtangkang ligawan noon si Toni Gonzaga pero biglang umurong. (No kidding.)

Yasmien Kurdi inggit kina Jennylyn Mercado, Katrina Halili: Atat maging host at kontrabida. (You know that it would take more than wanting it, don’t you?)

Edu Manzano ibinuking si Joey Paras… muntik nang magpakasal sa dyowang French. (Why should that be kept under wraps?)

Mariel Rodriguez: Naisip ko baka ako ang unang mamatay, baka mabaril ako!? (Huh? Nino?)

Mga magulang lang ang naniniwala sa kanya, buong mundo ang kalaban; Claudine Barretto walang-wala na… malas na sa career, wasak pa ang pamilya. (Life imitating art for the teleserye star.)

Istorbo raw: Daniel Padilla, Kathryn Bernardo inireklamo ng mga estudyante sa La Salle, Cavite. (Hala, the magic is fading fast.)

Megan Young nagmakaawa kay Mikael Daez, huwag aamin sa kanilang relasyon. (’Di ba siya pang-Mr. World?)
Kahit malayo ang agwat ng edad, hindi nakakadiri ang relasyon; Vic Sotto malapit nang pakasalan si Pauleen Luna. (Please, just do it.)

Matapos mabalitang tsugi na ang “The Buzz”; Boy Abunda, Toni may bago na agad show; ABS-CBN dedma na kay Charlene Gonzalez. (Uh oh … trouble.)

Sunshine Cruz nagpapayaman, ayaw nang magmakaawa ng sustento kay Cesar Montano. (Go lang nang go, girl.)

Kahit mabait, maganda, matalino at nice sa kanya… Daniel Matsunaga imposibleng ma-in love kay Kris: Kasi ’yung age namin… 24 lang po ako! (OK. Now, turn around and walk away.)