When out with gorgeous beau, popular star ignored by fans

NERI NAIG and Chito Miranda are embroiled in a “traumatizing” scandal. Photo from Chito Miranda’s instagram account

Popular Star has serious self-esteem issues. PS was involved with Hunky Playboy for a spell. Every time they went out, HP was mobbed by admirers while PS was ignored.

PS once accompanied HP to a clinic for a routine checkup.

As usual, fans fussed over HP and snubbed PS. Word got around, so more groupies trooped to the clinic. They got there when HP was already inside the doctor’s office.

Seeing PS in the foyer, the latecomers exclaimed, loud enough to be heard by everyone in the waiting room: “Who’s that?” They didn’t recognize PS, but still sought a photo op.

PS obliged, with a heavy heart.

Waiting game

Handsome Artist has been waiting to pop the question, but Famous Girlfriend has obviously been hemming and hawing.

She’s just not ready to settle down, she says. To buy time, she demanded a very expensive engagement ring.

KIM CHIU ignores even Maja’s friends.

Will HA give in? FG should brace herself because HA can afford to splurge.

True colors

Kibitzers in a five-star hotel were stunned at the sight of Awarded Actress being cozy with another woman.

AA has long been suspected of being gay but no one dares “out” her. Well, it seems she’s ready. Friends insist she deserves to be happy, especially since she has known untold heartbreak.

Miserly parent

Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):

A mole says Acclaimed Artist almost got in trouble with the law abroad for failing to pay the rent.

For assistance, AA turned to Wealthy Parent, who is renowned for being generous, even to complete strangers.

Alas, WP was suddenly tight-fisted and not so keen about AA’s plan to live abroad. To avoid jail, AA turned to a friend.

Repo man

Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Pretty Starlet vanished from the scene when she became the apple of Crafty Politician’s eye.

CHA-CHA Cañete, winner in H’wood competition

During their time together, CP showered PS with gifts, from gaudy blings to a luxury vehicle. When they parted ways, CP repossessed the car and jewels, saying they weren’t fully paid.

Quick-thinking PS managed to keep some designer bags. When she noticed that CP had lost interest in her, she made sure to store some of the stuff in a relative’s house.

Was that why PS tried to stage a show biz comeback, to no avail? Although her career is still in limbo, PS has gained notoriety of late, again because she picked the wrong guy.

Cha Cha cha!

After winning two medals at the recently concluded World Championships of Performing Arts in Hollywood, California, child star Cha-Cha Cañete, the youngest performer in this year’s competition, shows off her winning form in ABS-CBN’s kiddie gag show “Goin’ Bulilit” tonight at 6:45.

Top of the Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)

ALDEN Richards raring to show off his bod. INQUIRER PHOTO

Hindi lang sina Coleen at Andi ang sinisisi sa breakup nila ni Nikki; Billy, Vice naispatang magkasama sa isang hotel…may relasyon nga ba? (Baka merienda lang.)

Nikki takot magpa-interview, ayaw nang magsalita. (E ’di… ’wag!)

Kim galit pa rin, pati mga kaibigan ni Maja dinededma. (Mali na yata ’yan!)

Gary V inakusahang ginagamit sina Billy at Nikki. (Gary V na yan ’no?! He doesn’t need to do that.)

Rufa Mae nagbaliw-baliwan sa mga lalake kaya minalas. (At least focused—sa boys lang.)

Dahil sa paiba-ibang time slot ng serye nila ni Sam; Juday nagtatampo sa ABS-CBN, nagpaplanong lumipat sa TV5. (Here we go again.)

Claudine mayaman pa rin, hindi maghihirap kahit tumangging magsustento si Raymart. (Good for her. And for him.)

Mas masuwerte pa rin kahit winawasak daw ng dating asawa; Raymart kasama sa laban ang buong angkan; Claudine wala nang pamilyang masasandalan. (And we are not surprised.)

Sumabog ang galit sa press nang tanungin sa Raymart-Claudine scandal; Gretchen: Anong pakialam n’yo sa pamilya ko? Itinakwil na nila ako! (Kitam?)

Willie sa sandamakmak na ari-arian: “Lahat naman ng ito para talaga sa mga anak ko!” (We heard different.)

Uge umiskor uli sa Cinemalaya 2013, pero umiwas “makaaway” si Gov. Vi. (Ayaw umekstra? Good call.)

Lovi, Jake hindi na close, wala na kasing project. (Now you know what we know.)

Alden Richards handa nang magpakita ng bukol. (May gusto kayang tumingin?)

Ryzza Mae kinawawa sa Twitter, tinawag na tiyanak.(These people! Pati ba ’yung bata?)

OK  lang maging bading si Billy, ’wag lang agad-agad tulad ni BB! (Gay doesn’t always mean BB. Nakakapikon!)

Dedma na sa iskandalong pinasabog nila ni Gerald; Maria: Naguluhan ako noon, kaya tama na! Magpatawa na lang tayo. (Agree. Tama na!)

Coco matibay sa intriga, tuloy ang swerte. (And, we heard, matibay rin vs chikungunya!)

Pagpapakita ng “langit” ni Mara may basbas ni Maria Isabel. (“Langit” na ba ’yun?)

Billy Crawford sa mga tsismosa: Mukha ba talaga akong bakla? (Do you really want an answer?)

Binoe isusugal ang natitirang pera sa movie ni BB. (’Yan ang bro!)

Sex video nina Chito at Neri Naig mas masahol pa kina Hayden at Katrina.

(Eh, ano ngayon? Next!)

Chito marami pang nakakalokang trip;  mahilig magkulong sa kuwarto, hindi rin daw naliligo. (That’s his business. Next!)

Sey ng mga eksperto sa video scandal ng mga artista: “Traumatic talaga na makita ng ibang tao ang pagse-sex ninyo!” (Huwag tumingin para hindi ma-trauma. Anuva!)