Sexy Starlet has moolah to burn, thanks to Influential Benefactors, and she invested her “earnings” wisely. Now that she is rolling in dough, SS wants a drastic change.
Often dissed for being crazy and crass—her tastes deemed too tacky, her style too tawdry— she now wants to hire topnotch Image Consultant.
IC is asking SS to make drastic changes both in her wardrobe and in her social life. IC’s tip: SS should stop hanging out in watering holes frequented by the ditsy and desperate.
Is SS willing to make that supreme sacrifice? Abangan.
Sultry Starlet was reluctant to pose for a daring pictorial—maybe because she had a “hair-raising” secret.
On the day of the shoot, SS neglected basic grooming guidelines observed by models in the fashion industry.
The art department worked extra hard to clean up SS’ scorching hot pics, especially in parts where the sun should be able to shine.
Method in the madness
Drama Actress goes the extra mile to prepare for roles. An admirable trait!
When she had to play an impoverished character, she ate very little to familiarize herself with real hunger. DA, however, required Poor Assistants to join her in fasting. Famished, PAs almost fainted.
When DA had to play a beggar, she stopped taking a bath—and asked PAs to do the same. PAs wanted to draw the line right there, but they really had no choice.
Drunk as a skunk
Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Talented Comic just lost a gig. Turns out, TC is a boozer.
Unlike other drunks who tend to be noisy and belligerent, though, TC sits quietly in a corner when inebriated.
Is that a liability for a comic? Not really, because TC churns out punch lines deftly even when soused.
Problem was, big boss got a whiff of TC’s brandy breath. TC was fired, pronto.
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: Seasoned Starlet has seen better days.
SS often tags along as chaperone of Famous Relative. During an out-of-town show, SS met Powerful Personality.
SS was smitten and turned on the charm big time, brazenly flirting with PP. The guy, more spooked than interested, fled, huffing: “Is she clueless?”
More accurately, hasn’t she heard that PP is thoroughly and happily gay?
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Kung buntis na si Iwa Moto sa dating asawang si Pampi Lacson … Jodi kumikinang ang suot na diamond ring, handa nang magpakasal kay Jolo? (People are moving on.)
Alex, Toni nakakaawa, tinitipid ng sariling ina? (“Nakakaawa” doesn’t become these girls.)
Pinagsabihan na raw ni Karla Estrada ang anak; wag masyadong bastos ang dating! “Saka wala naman po akong minumura!”— Daniel (Shut up and listen to your mother.)
Nakipagkita sa isang opisyal ng dating pinagtatrabahuhang network; Willie Revillame lalayasan na ang TV5; sa Setyembre, babalik na raw sa ABS-CBN. (This we gotta see.)
Dahil matumal na ang mga proyekto, biglang nawala sa eksena; totoo ba, Erik Santos nagpiyesta nang mawala si Christian Bautista sa ABS-CBN. (Hmm, puwede.)
Sam Milby inatake na naman ng pagkatorpe, hiyang hiya kay Shaina Magdayao. (Huwattt?!)
John Prats, Melai Cantiveros, dedmahan, nasira ang pagkakaibigan dahil sa pananapak ni Jason Francisco. (Haaaaay.)
Mas palaban daw kasi sa pagrampa nang naka-briefs; “birdie” nina Aljur at Rocco walang binatbat sa bukol ni Enzo Pineda. (Battle of the Bukol?)
Walang pilitang nangyari … para walang issue sa pera; Ai-Ai, Jed, nagpirmahan ng pre-nuptial agreement bago nagpakasal sa USA. (Smart. Very smart.)
Coco Martin dedma lang sa tsismis na isa siyang “bayaran.” (How should anyone react to that naman?)
Sa loob ng 2 linggong bakasyon, may nabingwit na agad na lalake, matandang mayamang manliligaw ni Kris mula sa Paris, ilusyon lang? (Either way, should we care?)
Dahil sa nangyari sa kanila ni James, natatakot na ang mga lalake na makipagrelasyon kay Kris? (See above.)
Ayaw pa ring umamin sa tunay nilang relasyon nila ni Gerald; Maja: Basta, tingnan niyo na lang ang ngiti ko! (Eto pa ang isa.)
Krista Miller: Kahit maraming nanghihila sa akin pababa, hindi sila magtatagumpay. (Kahit si …?)
Osang kay Onyok: Buti pa nga pinatay mo na lang ako o sinagasaan ng pison! (Too much drama, this.)
Nag-deny si John Estrada na isa siyang iresponsableng ama; Janice de Belen, hindi ako puro dada, totoo lahat ng sinasabi ko! (He said, she said. Let’s ask the kids!)
Andi: Wish ko lang magustuhan ako ng mommy ni Jake! (This should be up to Jake.)
Kaya raw nagpunta sa kanya ang guwapong dancer ng G-Force; Vice Ganda ginagamit ang kasikatan, inagaw ang BF ng makeup artist? (Nakup.)