Sexy starlet unlucky with men
DENNIS Trillo
As they say: Lucky with money; unlucky in love. Although Sexy Starlet scored big in business ventures, she struck out in the romance department.
SS discovered that Cute Boyfriend was only using her, and that he was in love only with her savings account. SS complained to friends that CB had the habit of passing the bill to her whenever they went out.
Wealthy Beau was a certified mama’s boy, who broke up with SS to please Influential Mom.
“Maybe IM thought I was gold digger,” SS gasped. “I’m not interested in their dubious wealth.”
Material boy
While we’re on the subject of material boys: Hooked on gambling, Mestizo Hunk ran to Rich Gay for a lifeline.
RG can be very generous, MH boasted to pals, and would gladly shell out P50,000 every time they were on a date.
MARICEL Soriano
But when buddies asked if they were a couple, MH denied the relationship, furiously: “I’m doing it only for the money!”
Method actress
Perhaps Pretty Starlet was only researching a role.
PS was cast as a mistress in a coming project. Was she so devoted to her craft that she hooked up with Married Costar?
Crew members got antsy because PS and MC would disappear for hours to “play with fire.”
Somehow MC’s Gorgeous Wife got wind of this and rushed to the set, in tears.
The staffers distanced themselves from the mess. PS ran to MC, claiming that the workers had joined forces with GW and were “ganging up” on her.
Under the influence
At a high-profile event, Veteran Actress appeared to be living the lush life.
VA was drunk as a skunk and kept dishing out incoherent, rambling answers to reporters. At one point, VA argued with a scribe about her nonsensical statements.
An insider insisted it was also possible that VA was sober that day and was just being her eccentric self.
ERICH Gonzales is 10 years younger than her rich boyfriend
Herbal high?
Walkout king
Dashing Actor was irked by the line of questioning from TV Reporter from his home studio.
TR made the mistake of inquiring about DA’s unpaid debts to Former Flame, who hogged the headlines recently.
Peeved, DA scolded TR: “Why dredge [that] up? We’re on the same team!” Then DA walked out of there. TR ran after DA, pleading for a second chance.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Maricel buburuhin ng ABS-CBN; muntik nang idemanda ng TV5. (Wow. Did someone just out-taray The Taray?)
PATRICK Garcia
Ejay Falcon naghamon: ‘Yung sinasabi nilang gay benefactor, iharap nila sa akin! (Sige, dali, iharap n’yo!)
“Wowowillie” ng TV5 tumagal nang mahigit limang oras sa ere. (It’s all fun and games for now.)
Kahit gustung-gustong bumili bilang b-day gift sa sarili; Richard (Gutierrez) bawal magkaroon ng motor, pamilya takot sa madugong aksidente. (Accidents happen to those who drive cars, too.)
Ex-BF nina Bianca, KC at Liz Uy ayaw patulan ni Kris, nakakahiya naman daw. (She said that?)
Angelica, Piolo napasabak sa matinding halikan at love scene. (Who enjoyed it more kaya?)
Marian, Dennis sanay na sanay sa hubaran at laplapan. (Uh, onscreen ’yan, ano?)
Bukod kina Derek at Dennis, Cristine may dine-date pang actor-director. (Oh, girls just wanna have fun.)
Kahit nag-sorry na sa ‘Maja-rot’ joke sa Showtime; Anne binalahura ng fans ni Maja. (The fans again! Anuvah?)
Coco pinangarap maging OFW pero minalas. (Lucky us!)
Erich kumikita na ng milyun-milyon sa “buy and sell.” (Uh, lucky girl?)
JENNYLYN Mercado
Starlet na babae raw ni Buboy pinatahimik na rin; Cesar-Sunshine hiyang-hiya sa mga anak, nagbati agad-agad. (Sa atin, hindi nahiya?)
Sarah palihim na nakangisi sa hiwalayang Rayver-Cristine. (You’re not the first girl this happened to, and you won’t be the last.)
Kailangang imbestigahan agad ng MTRCB … bakit daw nakalusot; Reklamo ng mga manonood: Rocco, Lovi ang bastos ng ginawa sa Party Pilipinas! (Not the way to get more viewers—or a raise!)
Ayaw pa ring magbati, matindi ang galit sa isa’t isa; Kim, Maja nag-isnaban sa ASAP, pinaghiwalay ng dressing room. (They’ve gotta thaw sometime. All this over a boy?)
Hindi totoong nagpakasal, pero ayon sa mga chika, Jennylyn, Luis magka-live in na? (And this is surprising because … ?)
Resbak ng nanay ni Patrick kay Jennylyn: Ipakita n’yo muna ang bata, ibibigay namin ang sustento. (Everybody shut it, sheesh!)
Wala naman daw siyang sinigawan o ipinahiyang artista; Dawn sinisindak ang mga bobong umarte; Papuri naman kay Gerald: Ang galing-galing niyang aktor! (And what did we all expect her to say naman?)
“Eat Bulaga,” “Showtime” talo agad ng “Wowowillie” sa round 1? (Round 2, go!)
Coco “binasted” ni Erich; Nahiya ako sa kanya. Wala, natiyope, e! (Did that hurt?)
Rayver Cruz nauntog sa katotohanan, sumuko sa kalandian ni Cristine Reyes? (Ayan na, kasi naman …)
Bukod sa pagpapakita ng hubad na katawan, Richard nagpahada rin sa baklang Intsik sa “Seduction.” (What does this mean? Guest Rusher wants to know.)
Bago naganap ang iskandalo sa kanilang taping, Maricel gigil na gigil, laging pinipisil ang pwet ni Gerald? (My, my … Swerte-swerte lang.)
GERALD Anderson is a good actor, according to Dawn Zulueta.
“Eat Bulaga” No. 1 pa rin sa buong Pilipinas. (And the battle is off to a great start.)
Dingdong ayaw makialam sa bangayang Angel at Angelica. (Goof. Stay out of … whatever that is.)
Lumelebel na raw sa kasikatan ni Michael Jackson; kumaway, ngumiti lang si Daniel hinihimatay agad ang mga fans. (That’s a bit reckless, comparing him to the King of Pop. Ayaw ni Dolly Ann nang ganyan!)
Dingdong sa paglipat ng network: Depende, siguro sa kung saan ako magiging masaya! (Whatever makes you and your bank account happy!)
Grace Lee di bagay sa “Wowowillie,” mukhang kawawa. (Give the girl some time.)
Nangyari raw mismo sa pag-aaring condo ng Diamond Star; Gerald na-shock nang landiin daw ni Maricel, umiwas sa iskandalo? (Yowza! Sounds so … wrong!)
Xian umamin na, matagal na silang magdyowa ni Kim. (O, ha? ’Yun naman pala eh!)
10 taon ang agwat ng edad nila ng mayamang dyowa; Erich: ’Yun ang gusto ko, mas mature! Pero baka mawasak ang relasyon dahil kay Coco. (Ayusss! And oh no!)
Zsa Zsa kay Pidol: Hinihintay ko pa rin na umuwi siya! (Hugs to you, girl!)
