“Whenever I played Anne Kutis, Mommy Dyuneeng or Gov. Vee, I was nice. But whenever I was Meeryam, Syerap or Be-My-Lady Gaga, I was naughty. Gov. Vee mounted medical missions through her hit movie ‘The Healing.’ Mommy Dyuneeng, consoling her son Manny, said, ’Son, [that’s because] you took after me. Your mom is a knockout!’ Sen. Meeryam eats death threats not only for breakfast but for noche buena, too. Syerap is waiting, not for Santa, but for Mrs. Santa. Be-My-Lady Gaga wants to meet P-Nyoy so she can be the country’s first-lady-gaga!” Bayani San Diego Jr.