Sexy starlet on the edge of a meltdown
COCO Martin plays safe-
Sexy starlet is on the verge of a meltdown. Co-workers are baffled by her erratic behavior of late. SS often talks nonsense, babbling in public.
Observers think it’s because SS is troubled, both in the professional and personal aspects of her life. Her career is languishing in limbo and her love life is a mess.
Most notoriously, SS got involved with Married Politicos who left her hanging in the air.
Then again, it could be hereditary, because SS’ mom is just as flaky.
Making noise
Controversial Personality is at it again. CP is allegedly unhappy and planning to bolt from current station.
Is CP acting up to get noticed? After all, CP takes pride in being a scandal magnet.
PIOLO Pascual: Whisked away
Is CP worried because a once-lucrative enterprise is no longer the talk of the town?
Industry Insider suspects so.
II is reminded of another Scandalous Celebrity’s gimmick in the recent past.
A deal was pending, so SC concocted a tawdry intrigue to boost an otherwise moribund project (that eventually kicked the bucket).
LOVI Poe: Jake Cuenca would give up everything for her.
Family feud
Pretty Celebrity was reportedly disowned by influential clan. Headstrong PC is said to have defied Famous Parents, all for love. PC fell hard for a fellow Political Scion.
Although PS doesn’t belong to an opposing camp, FPs do not approve of PC’s choice. Is it because PS got entangled in a huge scandal?
Just the same, PC tied the knot with PS. During the hush-hush ceremony, a mole reported, PC’s dad was present but the mom was a no-show.
Christmas bonus
KC CONCEPCION as 2013 Tanduay calendar girl
An industry mole alleges that Major Star’s talent fee reached a dizzying all-time high, P5 billion, upon signing a ground-breaking deal with Aggressive Company.
Now, intrigue mongers are pointing at MS as the reason that some other firms linked with AC were deprived of holiday bonuses and parties.
Is MS merely being used as a convenient excuse for AC’s penny-pinching? Or was the rumor spread by the hound dogs of Bitter Rival, who’s envious of MS’ hefty salary?
In any case, Notorious Celebrity is now the preferred scapegoat of AC insiders. NC’s latest splashy project allegedly incurred additional losses that further pushed AC to the brink.
Erase, erase
There were attempts to patch things up between Pugnacious Star and Big Boss, who’s still upset with PS.
An Old Project of PS was recommended to be part of a Prestigious Event.
DANTES: Devoted boyfriend
Curiously, OP was suddenly pulled out of PE and replaced by the less-than-stellar endeavor of Upstart Celeb.
Is BB that determined to erase PS from the face of the industry?
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Juday kay Alfie Lorenzo: Para kaming mag-nanay, away-bati! (Ganu’n ba ang mag-nanay?)
Hindi kaya biglang multuhin ni Daboy? Lorna palaban pa rin sa hubaran, nakipaghalikan kay Dingdong. (Comes with the territory.)
Mukhang ayaw daw pumayag na umibig siyang muli; Lorna minumulto ni Daboy, may “babala” sa muling pag-aasawa. (Ayan, minulto na nga!)
Isa sa natutunan ni Jose Manalo sa mga kinasangkutang iskandalo: ‘Wag magtiwala nang sobra, magtira para sa sarili mo!’ (Better late than never.)
Jose Manalo tumangging makipaglaplapan kay Solenn. (Uh, poor Solenn?)
HEART Evangelista: Smokin’ hot!
Elmo-Julie Ann fans papatayin daw si Lauren Young. (Huh?)
KC nagrerebelde o desperada kaya pati boobs ibinuyangyang na?
Angel Locsin on KC beating her to the punch, er, to alcohol endorsements: “I don’t drink; it would be unfair to the company.” (Which could only mean KC drinks or, if she doesn’t, KC is being unfair?)
Mega natakot i-guest si Nora sa ‘Sharon’ ng TV5. (Nora might sing?)
“Basta sabihan lang nila ako kapag sila na!”; Nanay ni Kathryn botong-boto kay Daniel, tiwalang hindi gagawa ng milagro. (Moms, moms, stay out of these things!)
Promise ni Dingdong about Marian: “Hinding-hindi ko po siya paiiyakin!” (“Takot ko lang po.” That was us.)
Coco ayaw nang makasama si Marian sa pelikula? (Natakot din?)
Para maiwasang magkagulo at magkasakitan ang mga fans—Daniel Padilla pumasok sa mall sakay ng van, pinalibutan ng mga bodyguard. (And he’s just what… 17?)
Regine matigas ang ulo kaya nasira ang boses. (Parang may sakit daw yata.)
Tinarayan sa Twitter ang nang-aaway sa Songbird; Cacai tinawag daw na “bobo” ang mga nabwisit sa concert ni Regine. (Harsh!)
Akala raw ng mga kababayan natin walang kabisyu-bisyo sa katawan; Heart natutong magyosi dahil kay Chiz? (Sabi ng mga lola, maraming namamatay sa akala.)
Ibang klase raw siyang magmahal ng babae; Jake handang isakripisyo ang lahat-lahat para kay Lovi Poe. (Lahat-lahat ng…? Careful what you give or give up, sabi ni Jose Manalo.)
Lovi, Jake may kinatatakutan kaya ayaw aminin ang relasyon. (“Ang Panday”?)
Willie Revillame walang kabalak-balak bumalik sa ABS-CBN. (And we have a mouthful to say about his latest stunt.)
Walang keber sa pagpapaseksi, talbog ang mga boldstar; “Bukol’ ni Vice Ganda bakat na bakat sa suot niyang swimsuit. (Iba naman ’yun!)
Piolo ipinagdamot uli sa press, hinila palayo habang iniinterbyu. (Sabi nga nung commercial: Baka… guilty?)
