Big studios dance dizzying ‘rigodon’ at top execs’ level
AGA MUHLACH
Two stations are experiencing dizzying reshuffles in the top-executive levels.
A mole tells Rushes that Big Studio’s Trusted Lieutenant, second-in-command in a profitable division, had resigned because of very personal reasons.
Taking over TL’s post is High-Profile Insider who has been linked with some of BS’ more controversial projects.
In Distressed Studio, High-Ranking Exec almost flew the coop. The flight was happily prevented.
A source surmised that DS’ aborted departure could’ve been sparked by the apparent takeover of Powerful Personality of a post held by Important Colleague. Will PP succeed in dislodging IC?
Caught shoplifting
Troubled Child of Colorful Celebrity was caught shoplifting in a suburban store.
Perhaps TC was acting up because of CC’s downward spiral. CC is hooked on all sorts of vices—leaving poor TC and Disturbed Sibling to fend for themselves.
It must be genetic. DS had a close brush with the law recently.
Longtime Friend of the family could only sigh: “What a pity; TC was such a sweet and caring child.” With a parent like CC, TC was probably doomed from the start.
Flirting with the enemy
KIM CHIU
Since Handsome Hunk’s attempt to join Fledgling Studio didn’t work, the enterprising lad is setting his sights elsewhere. He is said to have sent feelers to Current Home’s Fierce Rival.
HH invited Male Starlets of FR to a night of booze and bonding. Spotted in the drinking session was Talented Performer, long rumored to be in an intense “bromance” with HH.
Did HH really want to be seen cavorting with the enemy?
Casting ouch
Usually Unflappable Celebrity was stunned to learn that Cute Hunk fell victim to Influential Insider as well.
Apart from hooking up with Powerful Gay, CH also gave in to II’s indecent proposal—after which CH bagged a highly publicized project.
According to another spy, II, PG and Conniving Cohort have made it clear among macho wannabes: “If you want to make it, you’d better cooperate.”
Attack mode
Talented Newcomer is wondering why Veteran Personality has been relentlessly dishing out criticisms.
VP claims that TN, who failed to appear in a certain project, has become swell-headed. TN insists it was just a scheduling mix-up.
Fast-rising Commentator has come to TN’s defense.
Interestingly, FC is with a studio that competes with VP’s channel.
Was TN caught in the network wars? Well, TN went on to appear in VP’s project in the end.
JULIA Montes
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Hindi na tulad noon na madaldal at mapagbiro; Diether biglang naging seryoso, naghahanda na sa pagiging politiko? (Seriously, ’wag na lang sana.)
Sam Milby: Virgin pa si Pokwang; ako talaga ang first niya! (Pity we can’t un-read that.)
Zanjoe: Nag-enjoy ako sa pagiging bakla! (They’re probably enjoying it, too.)
Kim inatake ng nerbiyos nang makasama uli si Gerald. (Thousands of women would gladly take your place.)
Walang ibang babaeng nilalandi, isa lang ang gusto; Kathryn walang kawala kay Daniel. (Let’s see how long this lasts.)
Mel Tiangco isasabong uli kay Charo Santos, matira [ang] matibay. (This should be interesting.)
Aga ayaw sumuko, hindi uurong sa pagtakbo. (Good luck—you’ll need it.)
Sharon sising-sisi sa pagpatol sa mga nanlalait sa kanya sa Twitter. (Twitterers 1, Shawie 0.)
Walang ginawa kundi sumimangot, fans naimbyerna; Julia Montes halos isumpa ng mga taga-Immigration, suplada daw sa personal. (Uh oh… can’t kill your career before it had the chance to fly, girl.)
Willie, John bati na, kinalimutan na ang galit sa isa’t isa. (It was bound to happen.)
Baka raw maintriga lang sila at maapektuhan ng tsismis; Angel natatakot makatrabaho si Luis, di pa handang makaharap ang ex-bf. (Grow up, please.)
Imposible nang balikan si Enchong Dee; Julia “baliw na baliw” na kay Coco. (Take a number.)
Say mo Ryan; Juday super enjoy sa mga abs ni Sam. (Quick, tell us about those abs!)
Shaina: Sarado pa ang puso ko, under renovation pa! (Take your time.)
“Please, please, please… I love my dogs very much!”; Derek magbibigay ng pabuya para sa dalawang asong nawawala. (We commiserate, honestly.)
Umaasa pa rin na magkakabalikan sila ni Jake Ejercito; Andi gustong harapin si Laarni, hihingi ng tawad sa pinagsasabi ni Jaclyn sa pamilya Ejercito. (Oh, dear.)
Grace Poe “patay na patay” noon kay Gabby; si Bea ang gusto ni Grace na gumanap sa kanyang MMK story. (Oh, I wanna see that!)
Dennis Trillo, Bianca King naghiwalay na? (So now they can say they were together?)
