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COCO Martin

Gay celeb was a regular visitor of Controversial Friend, who lives in a posh compound. GC had been smitten with the security guard at CF’s address.

The object of GC’s affection is quite dreamy, according to a mole. In spite of GC’s promises, the guy remained elusive. GC was perplexed; he usually got his way with prospects.

Turns out, the guard is cautious because GC has a rep for being chatty. Plus, the hunk is afraid that GC might shoot a video of their intimate moments—if ever. After all, GC’s bosom buddy, CF, earlier caused quite a stir that way. As they say, “Birds of a feather …”

Past tense

Perhaps Veteran Actor thought Show biz Newcomer was a doormat. He told SN: “There’s no need to get tense around me just because I’m the better performer.”

Unruffled, SN shrugged off the bullying. During a meal break, Character Actor dropped by to visit some cast members. CA hugged SN upon seeing the “newbie.” VA was perplexed.

HEART Evangelista

Later, VA pulled CA aside to ask what that was about. CA quipped casually: “SN is one of the most respected thespians in the theater world.” VA was stunned speechless.

Track record

Pretty Starlet has an unsavory reputation. A spy says PS is a notorious flirt and has succeeded in hooking up with almost everyone she’s been paired with onscreen.

It’s not a perfect record; PS failed to win Cute Hunk’s heart. Turned out, CH was just as addicted to boys as PS.

Caught in the act

Hunky guys and sexy gals threw a wild party at a village country club.

Clueless Neighbor, a show biz neophyte, made the mistake of passing by the shower room— catching Hunky Actor in a compromising position with an unnamed gay from the same studio where CN and HA work.

Embarrassed, CN rushed out of the porn scene. After the party, HA cornered CN, pleading with CN to remain mum about the indiscretion. HA admitted that he succumbed to gay admirers, but that he didn’t go all the way. Yikes, too much information!

Papa du jour

Handsome Hunk had a string of gay lovers, including Influential Gay and Closeted Actor.

ENCHONG Dee

HH has since converted and chosen to play with the other team. As luck would have it, HH knocked up a clueless girlfriend. He will now become a bona fide Papa.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Alden mapagbigay sa mga bading. (Uh, masuwerte ang mga bading?)

Richard bibigyan si Annabelle Rama para sa stem cell (That’s a lot of money.)

Ipamumukha sa pamilya na karapatan niyang lumigaya; Sarah gusto nang suwayin ang ina, handa na raw ipaglaban si Gerald. (This is getting tiresome.)

Shaina wala nang tiwala sa lalaki, na-trauma kay Lloydie (Here’s another one.)

Binuhay na naman ang Hayden Kho “sex scandal”; Maricar Reyes nilait-lait, hindi raw bagay kay Richard Poon (Her past shouldn’t determine her future.)

Ibibigay ang lahat para sa kanyang mahal na boyfriend; Vice Ganda sinagot ang eroplano at hotel ng buong basketball team (Wow! Bow.)

Wala raw siyang itatapon sa 2 hunk actor; BB Gandanghari gustong “tuhugin” sina Derek Ramsay at Daniel Matsunaga (And that’s a mental picture we’ll never get out of our heads.)

Charice sobrang yabang, Martin palpak sa “X Factor.” (Why are we always hearing about the judges?)

Dahan-dahan lang daw sa paninira sa kanila; John Lloyd napikon sa mga tsismosa, umapela sa press. (Henceforth, we’ll hurt you ever so gently. But we’ll still hurt you.)

Coco tatandang binata, mapili kasi sa babae (Better picky now than have regrets later.)

Bimby manang-mana kay James, babaero rin daw (But he’s not even a ’tween!)

Pen Medina feel na feel ang pagiging bading.  (Kami rin!)

VICE Ganda

Mas mabuting bumalik na lang daw siya sa Amerika; Charice “pinalalayas” na sa ’Pinas (That must hurt.)

Sa pinirmahan niyang kontrata, bawal daw maging misis ng politiko; Kris: Japanese billionaire ang magiging asawa ko! (And next week, expect all this to change. Again.)

Heart: OK lang sa ’kin kung may mga anak na si Chiz! (Maybe this, too. Or maybe not, who knows?)

Sen. Miriam namimili ng politiko para maging BF ni Heart (May movie ba si Heart with Sen. Miriam?)

Enchong talunan, binasted na ni Julia (Arekup!)

Mariel walang kaalam-alam, asawa ’di nagpaalam; Binoe, Kris ginanahan sa halikan, mas gumaling pa sa romansahan (Anything for media mileage. How sad.)


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Tags: Celebrities , Coco Martin , Enchong Dee , Entertainment , Heart Evangelista , John Lloyd Cruz , Relationships and Dating , Rushes , Sarah Geronimo , Vice Ganda

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FCJF33MU3YKIKSJZZ22MOZEFQQ peter r

    Do a simple internet search- “Homosexuals and Their Diseases” and “The Diseases of Homosexuals”. Are these just a fluke of nature or are they GOD’S wrath !?

    • http://twitter.com/verolee96 Vero Lee

      Wrath is only for those who believe in fairytales. There is no god, dear.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FCJF33MU3YKIKSJZZ22MOZEFQQ peter r

        Are you a ladyboy ?

      • http://twitter.com/verolee96 Vero Lee

        People like you are a proof there is no god!

      • Nobayan

         Well, Vero Lee perhaps you’re right. There is no god…your kind of god. But we have our own and right God. That I’m sure will remain a puzzle to you. But I will pray for you (to the real, and not the wrong god) promise.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

        Perhaps you can also practice the good things your “god” preaches instead of just praying to him to solve all of your simple-minded problems.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

        “But I will pray for you (to the real, and not the wrong god)”
        …whose existence you or your ilk have yet to prove before your ancestors mercilessly violated countless human rights in his honor. :) 

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

        Obviously, you’re looking for a hookup. They make websites for that, you know. No need to be so behind the times by trolling on a news website. :) 

    • hkzombie1

       Bigot

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FCJF33MU3YKIKSJZZ22MOZEFQQ peter r

        Are you a top, bottom or maybe a versatile ?

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

        What ever he or she is, he or she is obviously smarter than you. #fact.

      • hkzombie1

         its so apparent that this peter r has some fascination with the subject matter ‘cuz he seems to take serious time in researching then dissecting  details. your curiosity can kill you, you know. btw i’m straight but thank god He gave me an open mind and a good heart

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

      And if you do more research to find more than what you just WANT to see, you’d find out how moronic your comment is given that those so called “homosexual” diseases don’t just attack homosexuals alone–nor has it been proven that such diseases originated through homosexuality.
      As for your comment concerning “the Wrath of God,” I hope God will forgive you for thinking that he is so petty as to smite someone for being something that he or she did not choose. 

  • athenapallas

    The first blind item is Rajo Laurel?

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FCJF33MU3YKIKSJZZ22MOZEFQQ peter r

    Sexual Identity Confusion Caused by Emotional Trauma. Peter Dimrock [MSW] Said, “Many men who were sexually abused [especially those abused by other men] are confused about their sexual/affectional preference.” The National Org. on Male Sexual Victimization [NOMSV]
    These are terms HOMOSEXUALS themselves have coined. But, never the less, they always give me a chuckle. Here they are- TOP-Homosexual that does the sodomizing.  BOTTOM-Homosexual that gets sodomized.  VERSATILE-Homosexual that can “play” either role. And will someone please tell these HOMOSEXUALS. That the rectum’s sole purpose is for the safe and quick discharge of human waste [feces] from the body !? And that by nature it contains a deadly bacteria, which is E. Coli that either sickens, disables or even kills. What on earth were they thinking !?

    • gyvv

      by infection, it also mutates normal diseases… into leathal ones

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

        Such as stupidity: a disease clearly infecting the poster above. 

      • gyvv

        agitators need a life: get one. we dont argue with idiots… name calling, thats brash, kinder?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/N2CORQCQTV7BEN62X2UM3VEKFI Dolorosa

      Only a dim rock would think that Peter Dimrock’s theory is fact considering the lack of conclusive data to back it up. Of course, I’m not surprised that someone like you would believe it’s gospel truth.

      Your only response to comments that refute your logic is to question the poster’s heterosexuality. I wouldn’t be surprised if a homosexual classmate once owned you in the numerous debates you had in school which you thought you’d win simply because you’re straight.

      Also, homosexual activity can be conducted in so many ways that don’t involve plugging your anus. Seriously, what year are you from?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JJPX5VQBBTUNFT5FZNYQJXNZUQ francis

    Hmmm.  I wonder who these people are?  

  • hkzombie1

    SAINT peter r  its so apparent that you have some fascination with the subject
    matter ‘cuz you took serious time in researching then
    dissecting  details. your curiosity can kill you, you know. btw i’m straight but thank god He gave me an open mind and a good heart



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