Handsome newbie returns gay insider’s giftsBy the Entertainment staff
Philippine Daily Inquirer
Studio Insider has always had a nasty reputation in the biz. Even though he can’t afford it, gay SI tends to be too generous with young hunks. Is this the reason that SI was once steeped in financial problems?
These days, SI is eyeing Handsome Newcomer. SI is showering HN with expensive gifts, including the latest cell phones and gadgets. HN has so far shunned SI, returning the presents as soon as they come.
HN has rejected offers from other Influential Gays as well. Is that why his career is languishing in limbo?
Plum roles have eluded HN and his friends, Cute Actor and Promising Hunk, because they’ve refused to play the game. Thus HN, CA and PH are in the freezer, while less talented boys who’ve hooked up with IGs continue to rule the scene.
Beleaguered Star paid Feisty Mom and siblings a visit on Mother’s Day in their home.
After a delectable meal, FM sat BS down for a heart-to-heart talk. FM reminded BS that in all the family’s years in show biz, they have never been involved in scandals. Until BS met Scandalous Partner.
FM minced no words and put the blame squarely on SP. FM was adamant: SP is a blemish on their clan’s good name.
Show biz Veteran was shocked to learn that Stunning Starlet has a rather embarrassing secret.
Although SS is slim and statuesque, dainty and demure, she has the hefty appetite of a stevedore. During an out-of-town shoot, SS finished off platefuls of chow in an instant.
Could it because SS is perennially on a diet when she’s in Manila and under the watchful eye of her handler?
SS felt liberated and gorged like there was no tomorrow, said a spy.
Character Actress is rather vocal about her misgivings over her young daughter’s affair with Veteran Actor.
CA complains that she and VA are of the same age. Then again, she canoodled with younger guys during her prime. Karma has finally caught up with CA.
Handlers of Foreign Hunk were turned off by Pretty Starlet’s garish behavior. They didn’t like the way PS practically threw herself at FH.
Turned out, PS has a track record. She supposedly visited Handsome Actor in his home, but they were caught by the guy’s Fearless Ex-girlfriend.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Sa ikalawang video ng bugbugan sa Naia 3, Claudine at Raymart mas nadiin sa kaso, Mon Tulfo naka-iskor uli. (They were asking for this, weren’t they?)
Natatakot kasing maging nega ang image sa mga tao; Angeline Quinto pina-plastik lang daw si Sarah. (Si Sarah pa!)
Kaya hindi tumulong para manalo sa ‘American Idol’; Charice inatake na raw ng inggit kay Jessica Sanchez. (Baka naman hindi. She still has Mama Oprah.)
Boses ni Rocco Nacino, ang sakit sa tenga, ’wag nang kumanta! (Di ba ’yan ang uso?)
Derek hindi makaiwas sa malalanding mga babae. (Can you blame them?)
Kaya raw nagdesisyong umalis na si Anne Curtis sa “Showtime,” Vice Ganda grabe na ang pambabastos sa kanya? (Parang hindi yata.)
Pagpapa-seksi sa MTV ng isang boyband hindi na itinuloy, Marian Rivera natakot sa MTRCB. (Funny, we will never use “takot” in the same sentence as “Marian Rivera.”)
Toni Gonzaga binalahura ng fans ni Lady Gaga. (Oh, Lady Gaga would love that word, don’t you think?)
Danita Paner inumaga sa bar, umuwing lasing at amoy yosi. (May project ba ito?)
Lorna Tolentino ayaw tawaging BB Gandanghari si Rustom. (Her Royal Highness kaya?)
Regine Velasquez, na-etsapwera sa “Boy Pick-up” ni Ogie. (We’re sure there’s an explanation.)
Uge: Nakakaiyak, nakakapagod ang “Kimmy Dora” (Okey lang, sigurado naman ’yan sa box office.)
Uge: Sana maambunan ako ng suwerte nina Ai Ai at Vice! (Anukava, ateng? People’s Choice ka sa Asian Film Awards, ’no?)
Hanggang ngayon wala pang resolusyon ang annulment case; kailangan bang mamatay muna ako bago makalaya?—Amy Perez. (Ipa-Senate hearing mo, Tita—five months lang.)
Dahil daw sa walang patumanggang halikan at love scene sa isang serye, Jake Cuenca, Bangs Garcia, bastos daw, lagot sa MTRCB. (Ayus.)
Sam Pinto winawasak ng fans ni Angel at Marian. (Oks lang ’yan. If you must have enemies, ’yung big names na.)
Pareho raw silang nakalimot kaya todo-bigay; Eugene Domingo, Zanjoe Marudo tinotoo ang laplapan. (Di kaya si Uge lang ang nakalimot?)
Para matalbugan sa publicity si Zanjoe at siya ang ma-headline; Eugene Domingo bumuka-bukaka, nasilipan ng press. (Kitam?)
Dating dyowa ni Ruffa Guttierez na si Dennis Da Silva nabubulok na sa kulungan. (Luma na ito a. Past tense na.)
Ogie umaming “napik-ap” na ng bading. (Experience is the best teacher.
Dennis Trillo: Never akong namik-up o nagbayad ng babae! (Tongue-tied kami.)
Nanood ng mga nagsasayaw na macho dancer; Gerald Anderson pumasok sa gay bar. (Pa’no manonood kung ’di papasok?)
Coco Martin ayaw patulan ang “kahibangan” ni Angeline Quinto. (Remember, though, persistence pays.)
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