Handsome hunk caught with closet gayBy the Entertainment staff
Philippine Daily Inquirer
Handsome hunk went on a “date” with Closet Gay. As luck would have it, there was a small press conference going on in the restaurant.
He saw familiar faces, but avoided eye contact and sat with his back to the reporters.
HH made a name for himself via an afternoon youth show, but soon faded into obscurity. He is now rumored to be a boy toy.
After finishing his meal, HH left in a huff, head bowed. He looked embarrassed, but it was unclear if it was because he was caught by the press or because CG picked up the tab.
Ax to grind
It has become crystal clear why Closeted Hunk confessed about his Politico Admirer to Controversial Personality, who proceeded to spread the rumor like a virus.
CP has an ax to grind against PA. Turned out, PA is related to a romantic rival of CP.
Out of spite, CP could have goaded CH into blabbing about the nonaffair. CH could very well be delusional.
Being “nonconfrontational,” CP vanished before PA could retaliate, said a mole.
Veteran Actress, last seen on the Kapatid channel, was reportedly spotted at the GMA 7 offices.
VA was supposedly escorted by Politico Sweetheart. Was she planning to make the big switch, or just giving her man a tour of the studio?
Also seen at the Kapuso headquarters was Actor-Politician, who is now a Kapamilya talent.
No, AP wasn’t jumping ship. It looked like he was chaperoning Leggy Daughter, a Kapuso artist.
Indie Hunk, whose pornographic video is all over the Net, has mysteriously disappeared from the scene.
Some fans suspect IH has relocated abroad and is now the kept boy of Rich Foreigner. But there’s also a rumor that IH is hiding in a nearby province.
IH’s true benefactor, they say, is Powerful Politico, a notorious gay.
Is this the real reason that Big Bosses haven’t entrusted Top Exec with a key post?
Some of the studio’s male stars expressed concern that their careers might get stalled because TE was bound to favor other boys – specifically “the favorites,” who will stop at nothing to gain fame. Uh-oh.
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Kaya kailangang turuan ng leksyon ni Ara Mina, Cristine wala na raw galang sa kanyang ina (Don’t mess with Mama, unless you have a death wish.)
Grace Lee wasak ang career pag iniwan ni P-noy (Or it could get better. Consider… the others.)
Pati ang pag-iyak ni Ruffa sa press con tinira-tira; Nadia: Alam ko, makukulong si Rama! (What’s that saying about actresses—’yung mga totoong actress, ha—that they never stop acting? As in, never?)
Charlene Gonzalez inalagaan ang anak ni Aga na nagdroga (Comes with the territory? Not!)
Nasira lang ang tiyan dahil sa buko Mariel: Hindi po ako buntis (Baby watch, buko watch.)
Bawal na raw siyang umapir sa Showbiz Central; staff ng GMA imbyerna kay Rufa Mae? (Hmmm. Bakit kaya?)
Sina Nora at Dolphy lang ang karapat-dapat; Vilma walang K maging national artist (Let the powers that be make that last call.)
Anne, Vice nagkakapikunan na raw (Girls, please, walang sabunutan sa hallway ng ABS.)
Muntik nang madamay sa inabot na kamalasan; Rayver maswerte dahil nilayasan na si Cristine (Dodged a bullet there, huh?)
Movie press hinding hindi na tutulungan si Cristine (She probably needs a spanking…any volunteers, boys?)
DJ Mo nagdrama na naman dahil sa sapatos (Wow, pare…sapatos lang ’yan.)
Nangyari na ang kinatatakutan; Derek tsugi na sa pelikula nila ni Bea (A chance for Zanjoe?)
Nabigyan kasi ng panahon ang sarili; Heart mas naging fresh nang lumayo kay Daniel (You also saw what happened, huh?)
Nasangkot sa drugs, sugarol at pabayang ina raw, Ate Guy inalipusta, niluray ng Vilmanians sa Facebook (Gash, mas madrama pa ang fans kesa sa mga idolo.)
Aminadong hirap umarte a camera; Phil takot maka-love team si Angel (And he joined show biz because…?)
Ara Mina, inasar, pinagtawanan lang ni Cristine (Parang possessed!)
Nainggit nga ba sa paglilihi ni Katrina Halili? Marian buntis, si Dingdong ang ama? (Which is the bigger question?)
Derek Ramsay masama ang loob sa Star Cinema (E, nag-goodbye na nga, ’di ba?)
Lumayas sa TV 5 para maging leading lady ni Ogie; Roxanne Guinoo Kapuso na, pero bawal daw makipaghalikan sa TV ((Takot sa charms ni Ogie?)
Anne Curtis takot na takot kay Tyra Banks (We’re pretty sure she doesn’t bite.)
Pagkatapos ibuking na buntis at nagkaanak, Gwen Garci galit na galit kay Andrea del Rosario, maepal daw (Oh, that’s low. No wonder.)
Nakipag-ayos na raw sa bossing ng Kapuso network; Angel Locsin natapalan nga ba ng pera? (Money makes the world go ’round.)
Sa mga taong ayaw tumigil sa pang-aalipusta sa kanya; Sorry ’di ko na sila papatulan—Sharon (Sa wakas. Don’t sink down to their level.)
Jed Madela laging iniisnab si Christian Bautista? (Parang hindi naman.)
Sa mga nagsasabing malandi siya at mukha siyang pera; Pauleen Luna: Wala akong ginagawang masama! (Uh, sa’n galing ito?)
Mga babaeng lalandi kay Pacman sa impyerno ang bagsak (Mas nakakatakot yata si Jinkee. Leave him alone. Unless you want an Hermes bag.)
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