Rich politico’s expensive gift for cute hunk
When he started in the biz, Cute Hunk was rumored to be homophobic. He swore he would never give in to the advances of gay benefactors … because he preferred chasing rich and lonely matrons.
Seems CH has finally made an exception with Gay Politico, who gifted him with an expensive piece of property in the province.
Recognizing a smart investment, CH reportedly went on a “date” with GP, who was thrilled, of course.
Brazen flirt
CH has found another persuasive admirer in Handsome Hunk.
According to a witness, HH was shamelessly wooing CH during a high-profile event. HH was seen making goo-goo eyes at CH and, in his speech, even acknowledged the younger guy’s presence. Some audience members who knew the real score were stunned.
Will CH fall for HH’s considerable charms? Abangan.
Nurse from hell
Who knew that Glamorous Celebrity could rival nurse Mildred Ratched (Oscar winner Louise Fletcher’s character in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”) in nastiness?
GC’s Wealthy Benefactor fell ill and wound up in the hospital. GC spent days and nights guarding WB like a hawk. Such devotion!
Hospital staffers, however, were offended by GC’s constant complaints and impossible demands. She kept bothering the nurses over the smallest details.
GC cannot help it. WB has always been a generous provider.
Romeo & Juliet
Sweet Newcomer is not so innocent, after all.
According to scuttlebutt, she went on a drinking spree with Charming Newbie, from a rival studio. After one drink too many, the duo ended up behind closed doors.
Naturally, intrigue-mongers had a field day insinuating that SN and CN indulged in one forbidden night of passion – a la Romeo and Juliet.
As expected, denials from both camps came swiftly and furiously.
Skyrocketing salary
Now, that is a pay hike.
Moving to a new home, Popular Star received a hefty salary increase, 500 percent higher than her previous rate!
This makes PS’s monthly salary equivalent to the annual income of Famous Celebrity who has moved to the same studio.
No wonder Scandalous Personality is green with envy.
Top of the Talk Shows
For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
BB Gandanghari, asked if she is open to a sex-change operation: “Do you think I have not changed?” (It is what is on the inside that counts.)
BB, asked if she’s ready to face former wife Carmina Villaroel: “I am ready to
face anyone.” (Sa “Face to Face”!)
Kylie Padilla, asked if aunt BB went under the knife for a boob job: “Hindi po… I think she believes in natural beauty.” (Good point.)
ALJUR Abrenica
Aljur Abrenica on the success of his movie, “My Kontrabida Girl”: “Kino-consider ko na po siya as a birthday gift!” (Awwwww.)
Ogie Alcasid on Twitter denizens bashing wife Regine Velasquez and son Nate: “’Yung mga ganyang haters kulang ng pagmamahal sa buhay nila. I think it has been proven that most people who say negative things about others think negatively of themselves. Say a little prayer for them. Let us think positive.” (Let us say it then for you: Ang mga nega, walang class.)
BARON Geisler. Photo by JIM GUIAO PUNZALAN
Rhian Ramos on starting a new relationship: “Hindi magiging madali … ang dami kong natutunan … kung ano ’yung importante at kung ano ’yung dapat pina-prioritize.” (Good answer.)
Baron Geisler on being spotted drinking in a bar: “Kasama ko ’yung brother kong si Don. It was a test. He said, ‘Hanggang dalawang bote ka lang.’ Nagwagi naman ako.” (Let us not go down this road again.)
CAMILLE Pratts
Camille Prats on working with Jillian Ward in “Spooky Nights”: “Hindi po ako napagod sa taping – napagod ako sa kanya, kasi ang taas ng energy!” (’Di ka na rin bata!)
EPI Quizon
Epi Quizon, asked if his dad, Dolphy can work again: “Isa na ’ko sa mga papalag ’pag nagtrabaho pa siya. Tama na … But of course I would still give him that, parang second wind. Kasi nami-miss niya talaga ’yung pagta-trabaho; ’yung nasa harap siya ng camera.” (Is that a yes? Yes!)
Jim Paredes on the late rock icon Karl Roy: “He was a rebel in the truest sense of rock and roll.” (A true original, we might add. And as we said in these pages on Sunday, irreplaceable.)
EUGENE Domingo
Eugene Domingo, asked if she has a bed scene with Ogie Alcasid in their coming film, “I Doo Bi Doo, Bi Doo”: “Baka floor scene! ’Di kami aabot sa bed! Sa sahig na lang!” (Nakup.)
Ara Mina, asked if her heart is broken over her rumored breakup with Polo Ravales: “Meron namang band aid!” (Band aid lang? Not much of a catch then?)
KIM Chiu
Kim Chiu, asked if she is in a relationship with Xian Lim: “Dahan-dahan muna … maganda ’yung may foundation. Mas maganda ’yung kilala niyo ang isa’t isa bago kayo pumasok sa isang bagay.” (So, are you?)
Jake Cuenca, asked if he and ex-girlfriend Melissa Ricks had proper closure: “It’s a long process. And until now, it’s going on.” (Haaay. Minsan ’yang “moving on” na ’yan, mas matagal pa sa relationship.)
Melissa Ricks on her new suitor and former PBB housemate Paul Jake Castillo: “All I can say is, he really makes me happy.” (Good for you.)
Enchong Dee, asked about the right time to pursue Julia Montes: “Kapag pwede na siyang bumoto.” (Korek!)
Phil Younghusband on Angel Locsin winning best actress in Star Awards for Movies: “I wish I could have been there … and I wish I am with you now.” (Stop na. Nilalanggam kami.)
(Startalk, E-Live, Showbiz Central, The Buzz, with Allan Policarpio, contributor)
