Hunk eyes macho guy from another studio
Insatiable hunk is on the prowl again – eyeing Macho Cutie, a talent of a rival station.
MC admits that he had only one close encounter with IH, at a big event hosted by a brand they both endorse.
Perhaps IH is in the mood to play Juliet to MC’s Romeo.
Although MC is an incorrigible flirt, IH shouldn’t get his hopes up. A notorious playboy, MC prefers the company of older women.
IH got the “older” part right; he only needs to work on the latter. Perhaps IH should visit cougar town and pursue gender reassignment like Former Lover.
Major overhaul
Indie Actor is slowly but surely making headway into the mainstream.
After years of slaving away in acclaimed but little-seen projects, IA is finally gaining notice.
As a sure sign of breaking into the limelight, IA seems to be undergoing a makeover. Make that a major overhaul.
IA’s skin seems fairer, and his nose, straighter. Is he willing to sacrifice his masa looks for full-fledged stardom?
Life sentence
Sexy Actress almost hooked up with Controversial Politician.
They’ve gone out on several occasions, but SA refused to shack up with CP in his turf.
Seems SA isn’t ready to give up her freedom. She knows that marrying CP would be like accepting a life sentence, with very little hope of parole.
“I know how dangerous CP’s life is. He is always surrounded by bodyguards. He gets death threats every day. Sayang naman ang beauty ko,” she gasps.
Boss from hell
Humble Movie Worker, who was in the production team of a number of acclaimed indie films, has become disillusioned after working with a boss from hell.
According to MW, Wannabe Director pretends to be a progressive “indie” artist. In reality, WD has retained all the ills of the mainstream scene, MW claims.
WD was constantly suspicious of MW – insinuating that the poor lackey was stealing from the production’s coffers.
WD also had a nasty temper and often screamed at underlings.
MW soon got fed up and quit – vowing never to work with moody WD again.
User friendly
Scandalous Personality has a knack for buying friends and enemies.
SP showers Colorful Celeb with gifts, including expensive gadgets and junkets – much to the dismay of Controversial Figure.
In any case, CF once benefited from SP’s generosity as well.
MARIEL Rodriguez: Ecstatic
SP used to shower CF with presents, in cash and in kind. In return, CF would attack other stars that SP hates.
Top of Bandera
VICE Ganda: Tito, Vic and Joey fan
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Dimples Romana, nang-aaway ng malalanding babae. (Language, please!)
Super favorite niya sina Tito, Vic and Joey; Vice: Hindi namin kayang talunin ang “Eat Bulaga” (What’s the point of the challenge then?)
Hayden Kho matagal na raw niloloko si Vicki Belo. (So we heard.)
Hayden kay Vicki: Patunayan mong taksil ako. (’Di pa ba tapos ito?)
Kapag hindi raw siya binalikan ni Vicki, Kho magpapakamatay (And maybe then she will take him back?)
Mga anak ni Vicki suko na kay Hayden. (Kami rin yata?)
IS RICHARD Gutierrez a threat to Nadia?
Crush na crush daw kasi ni Ogie Alcasid; Regine selos na selos kay Solenn? (Eh kasi nga?)
May matinding tampuhan nga ba? Dennis Trillo inisnab ang graduation ni Bianca King. (Baka naman may post-commencement party?)
Nadia Montenegro naduwag kay Richard Gutierrez. (Hindi kay Annabelle Rama?)
Magaling din daw kasing mag-drama, James Yap mag-aartista na rin. (Kami rin!)
Marian Rivera hindi raw mukhang pera. (Defensive ba?)
AKIHIRO Sato packs up.
Akihiro Sato balik-Brazil, aalagaan ang amang may sakit. (Bakit sunod-sunod silang bumabalik?)
Kahit pinagbawalan na raw ng mga sister, Diether Ocampo hindi ikinahiya ang panliligaw kay Kris Aquino. (Kaninong sisters?)
Iza walang inaagaw kay KC. (E ’di wala.)
Pinababayaan na raw kasi ng ABS-CBN, Mega pinapalipat na si Christian Bautista sa TV5? (Manager na si Mega?)
Coco: Torpe ako sa babae! (Sayang!)
IZA Calzado owes KC nothing.
Kris bawal makialam sa relasyong Grace Lee-Noynoy Aquino?
Mariel Rodriguez nagsisigaw dahil sa marriage contract nila ni Robin Padilla. (Sa tuwa kaya?)
Sarah Geronimo kailangang tuhugin si Gerald at Rayver. (As in?)
