A report from the ‘Bullied Husbands Club’: Nico Bolzico reveals ‘truths’ about It Girls
Nico Bolzico is known as the prankster among the It Girls and the men in their lives, so perhaps only he could get away with some candid descriptions of the women in their group.
The Argentinian dared to detail each of the women’s personalities from Isabelle Daza down to his own wife Solenn Heussaff, sharing anecdotes that aren’t always seen in the public eye.
El Bolzico posted a picture of him with the It Girls’ beaus and described each of their lady loves in a few short — and playful — sentences.
So you already know who these sexy men are, but do you know who is the most bullied? Here is a small description of their masters, from right to left: Isabelle Daza: she has shown us strong maternity qualities, as we also see them in the lioness and salt water crocodiles when we watch National Geographic. Her favorite hobby is to start fights with Adrien for no reason, typical situation: “Belle tells Adrien to leave her alone and automatically ask him why he is ignoring her”………… Anne Curtis: Erwan knows there are 2 kinds of Anne, the one is hungry and the one is not, the funny thing is she cannot cook for her life, when Anne cooks we usually pray after we eat, not before. (Sorry Plus)…………..Jess Wilson: the new blood, the youngest of the Wifezillas, not a Wifezilla yet, not even a Bridezilla! Jess is known for being the chilliest of all of them, my theory is because Ritzo haven’t proposed yet, you know what Albert Einstein once said: “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not, none of the above ever happens”……… Georgina Wilson: the first mother of the pack, the least expected I must say, mother of my ahijado, the incredible and super advance Archieboo. The legend says Arturo haven’t spoke to her for 2 months, because he doesn’t want to interrupt her………Wifezilla: the Queen of the Wifezillas, the initiator, the silver back, the one, the two, the three, the Big Ban, the genesis, the alpha, the all, the nothing, the master. What ever she says, I do, what ever she wants I get, if it looks like chicken, its taste like chicken but she says it is beef, then it is beef. Disclaimer: all these paragraphs were written with the objective of making you all laugh, none of them are true, unless any of the wives say they are true, then they are true! #bulliedhusdbansclub
Of new mom Isabelle Daza, he said that she has “maternity (sic) qualities” akin to that of “the lioness and salt water crocodiles.”
“Her favorite hobby is to start fights with Adrien [Semblat] for no reason,” he said. Case in point: “Belle tells Adrien to leave her alone and automatically ask him why he is ignoring her.”
He revealed that the bubbly Anne Curtis can act differently depending on the circumstances: “Erwan [Heussaff] knows there are 2 kinds of Anne, the one [who] is hungry and the one [that] is not.”
“The funny thing is she cannot cook for her life, when Anne cooks we usually pray after we eat, not before,” he claimed of the actress and host.
He had nothing negative to say about model Jess Wilson, who is dating MoneyMax.ph’s Moritz Gastl.
“Jess is known for being the chilliest of all of them,” he said, adding that it’s just a matter of time before Albert Einstein’s alleged quote comes true: “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
For him, model and entrepreneur Georgina Wilson was the “least expected” to become a mom.
He teased businessman Arthur Burnand: “The legend says Arturo haven’t spoke (sic) to her for 2 months, because he doesn’t want to interrupt her.”
As for his own wife Solenn Heussaff, he had quite a mouthful to say about her. “The Queen of the Wifezillas, the initiator, the silver back, the one, the two, the three, the Big Bang, the genesis, the alpha, the all, the nothing, the master.”
“[Whatever] she says, I do, [whatever] she wants I get, if it looks like chicken, it taste like chicken but she says it is beef, then it is beef.”
While most of the girls found it amusing — Georgina Wilson thought he should write a book—Curtis had some objection.
“You said my Thai food was good!” she protested.
“It was amazing! But we still [prayed] after we ate,” Bolzico admitted. JB
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