Livid vet’s target is sexy nymphet, not hunky guy
Seasoned Maverick wanted to set the record straight. A wild rumor made the rounds that Attractive Guy had rejected the amorous advances of SM.
Of course, SM didn’t exactly relish the unflattering rumor of being a dumpee.
Belatedly, livid SM corrected the impression that AG had the gumption to say “no can do.”
In the first place, SM wasn’t even interested in AG.
Truth to tell, SM was eyeing AG’s leading lady, Ravishing Coquette. Makes perfect sense.
After all, SM is now out and about and is no longer hiding a rather befuddling romantic predilection.
Pushy, pushy
Witnesses were shocked overhearing Cantankerous Dilettante’s conversation with Industry Bigwig.
CD cornered IB at a recent event. Throughout the get-together, CD kept badgering IB about possible projects.
CD, however, wasn’t pushing for personal ventures. CD was lobbying for Clueless Kin, who’s planning to join the industry soon.
Who knew CD had what it takes to be a talent manager? Well, CD had plenty of practice ramming Pugnacious Millionaire down the public’s throat!
Bizarre triangle
And you thought Bermuda was the weirdest triangle of all!
Turned out there’s more to this brouhaha than meets the eye.
Yokelish Rake caught Handsome Entertainer doing double duty with Lascivious Admirer.
To cover up the misdeed, HE dropped LA like a hot potato.
HE not only burned bridges; LA also got in huge trouble for the indiscretion. Was that enough to pacify the betrayed?
Trying-hard copycat
Not a few insiders have noticed that Gregarious Starlet has been mimicking Controversial Superior for ages.
Well, imitation is the best form of flattery but GS’ lack of originality, and imagination, is disturbing.
From the get-go, GS has been recycling CS’ spiels—
even on issues that are deeply personal.
Now, GS even imitates CS’ tendency to be overdramatic.
As Lavinia Arguelles would say: “You’re nothing, but a second-rate, trying-hard carbon copycat!”
Photo-op junkie
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
The haughty visitors of a posh casino-hotel were turned off by the rather hoi polloi behavior of Ambitious Maiden.
Like a naïve newbie, AM kept posing at every corner of the place—vogueing it up for the camera of Reliable (nay, Enabling) Mate.
The venue’s affluent guests were scandalized by the duo’s shenanigans.
Seemed AM didn’t give a flying hoot about the snobs’ disapproving glances, though.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Child abuse at cyberlibel ang mga asuntong kailangang sagutin ngayon ni Ellen Adarna! (Calling Bantay Bata.)
John Lloyd Cruz ayaw nang magpa-interview tungkol sa show biz; kinalbo ni Ellen.
(Uh-oh.)
John Lloyd Cruz
Angelica Panganiban’s bashers: Hindi ka magiging masaya kung forever kang bitter! (Ampalaya lover?)
Angelica Panganiban
Hiling ng fans sa Regal: Pagsamahin sa movie sina Maricel Soriano at Maine Mendoza ! (Inday Bote meets Yaya Dub.)
Pagpaparetoke ni Miho Nishida aprubado kay Young JV, pero…. (The big BUT.)
Hugot ni Sharon Cuneta sa relasyon nila ni KC Concepcion:
I somehow just lost her! (Looks like they’re fine now.)
Bea Alonzo: Kung pinili mong magmahal, dapat nakahanda ka ring masaktan! (Hugot queen.)
Dennis Trillo kay Jennylyn Mercado: Papasanin ko ang mundo para lumigaya ka! (“Pasan Ko ang Daigdig 2”?)
Cristine Reyes in-unfollow ang asawa sa IG. (Social media separation?)
