Fake pal fans the flames of celebs’ silent war
Now, we know who’s the real culprit behind the brewing brouhaha between Controversial Superior and Charming Kewpie.
It looks as if CK is hanging out with the wrong crowd, led by Cantankerous Phony. Is CP goading CK to disrespect CS? Is CP determined to drive CK and CS apart?
Instead of trying to patch things up between the two, CP seems to be adding fuel to the fire.
CP hatched the plot to bar CS from an important event in CK’s life.
Another theory puts the blame on Gregarious Rake. Is GR, who is close to CP, still fuming at CS after all these years? But then again, is GR even aware of CP’s shenanigans?
Hunk shaming
Remember the curious case of a hunk who cried “abuse”?
Bashers are now attacking Macho Hottie who is suspected to be a “survivor” of harassment in the hands of Lecherous Maverick.
MH supposedly had a checkered past. According to intrigue-mongers, MH was known to flirt openly with powerful peeps.
Still, MH’s past, which has no bearing on the present scenario, should not be dredged up at this point. After all, anyone can fall victim to predators, even the worldly and battle-weary…
Animosity unlimited
No wonder Boisterous Celebrity is extra chummy with Strident Jouster.
It’s common knowledge that competitive SJ is the fiercest nemesis of Kinetic Rival—personally and professionally.
So, did BC form an alliance with SJ, to spite KR?
Insert Mona Lisa smile here.
Is that the reason why BC tried to act as matchmaker for SJ and KR’s former flame, Asinine Benefactor?
Hmmm …
Smell-o-vision
Something smells fishy.
According to a spy, Pugnacious Rascal used to be the worst nightmare of colleagues. PR refused to bathe and often reeked of weed and alcohol after days of sweating it out on the set.
Wily Maiden had to fight the urge to barf every time they had to do “intimate” scenes.
Hygiene problems apparently ran in the family. Other members of the clan were just as careless about personal cleanliness.
Equally malodorous were the scions of Libidinous Lothario. In their youth, they were as notorious as PR and kin in offending colleagues with their body odor.
Epic battle
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Yummy Jock is on a war path.
YJ instructed partner, Captivating Maven, to ignore the constant verbal jousts of bitter enemy, Cranky Antagonist.
YJ knows how CA operates and is merely protecting CM from their foe’s army of trolls and haters.
Unknown to CA, however, sweet and docile CM is not a doormat at all. CM has reached the point of no return and is ready to rumble with CA.
Pass the popcorn … this will be one epic showdown.
Top of the show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Vice Ganda on feeling burnt out: “I felt empty. I even thought of leaving muna .” (Sounds family.)
Matteo Guidicelli on girlfriend Sarah Geronimo turning emotional in a concert abroad: “She was just tired, going from show to show.” (Time for a Kit Kat break.)
Angeline Quinto on being bashed by Sarah’s fans for allegedly laughing at their idol’s woes: “Kaya kong tanggapin lahat … pero sana huwag lang idamay ang mama ko.” (Moving on.)
Bea Alonzo on working again with Derek Ramsay in the movie “Kasal”: “Nagtampo ako sa kanya when he left (for TV5) … Na-miss ko siyang ka-eksena.” (All’s well …)
Bea Alonzo
Bea on working with Charo Santos-Concio in “Eerie: “Iba talaga kapag ganun na karaming pelikula ang nagawa mo at nakatrabaho mo sina Mike de Leon.” (Korek!)
Derek, asked if he sees himself settling down with his nonshow biz girlfriend soon: “We’re going strong … we’re taking it slow, enjoying each other’s company.” (Hmmm …)
John Estrada on transferring to GMA 7, where his daughter, Inah de Belen, is also a talent: “’Yung anak ko masaya at takot na andito ako. Dahil may magbabantay na sa kanya at sa boyfriend niya.” (Papa don’t preach.)
Rhian Ramos on inspiring women to love their bodies: “Growing up, I had a lot of insecurities. Kailan ko lang natutunan tanggapin … I can be the best version of what God gave me.” (Attagirl.)
Rhian Ramos
Aubrey Miles on posting naked photos of her and Troy Montero again: “Sinasabi nila, ‘Why do you have to post?’ Well, because we can. We’re old enough.” (OK, fine …)
Sunshine Cruz on her motivation to finish school: “All my children are excelling in school. And lagi ko silang nire-remind na galingan ang pag-aaral nila. So nakakahiya … Pangarap kong makapag-masters.” (Brava!)
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