Struggling starlets team up vs tempestuous diva
At first glance, it looked like an innocent snapshot. But there’s more to this random photo than meets the eye. Alluring Temptress was spotted hobnobbing with Enchanting Harridan at an event.
What do they have in common? Well, they both have a rather stormy relationship with Raving Matron. Some people think that AT’s sudden “closeness” to EH is an act of defiance against RM. These struggling starlets have huge axes to grind against their mutual nemesis.
Is this tactical alliance an attempt to build a stronger front against RM?
Dragon breath redux
How can screen partners endure kissing scenes with Fiery Escort? Chatting with FE up close, a colleague almost fainted due to the toxic emissions.
FE’s dragon breath is quite deadly. FE should consult a reputable dental hygienist, pronto.
Just as lethal is Hunky Veteran’s oral state. Seems HV has been remiss when it comes to grooming and hygiene.
Parting gift
That’s what friends are for. Macho Lothario purportedly moved mountains so that Charming Buddy would score a major project.
Did ML pull strings to secure the deal for CB? Perhaps the plum assignment was ML’s parting gift to CB after years of “friendship.”
It’s not as if they’re separating irrevocably, but CB will be busier in the next few months, and they won’t be able to spend as much time together.
Blast from the past
Speaking of longtime companions…
A scorching throwback photograph cropped up in cyberspace. It showed Jaunty Playboy grinning from ear to ear with Kinetic Maverick.
What made the picture intriguing was the fact that both JP and KM were wearing teensy-weensy swimming trunks.
One could argue that the getup was quite expected since they were at the beach then. But then again, the two looked a tad too chummy for comfort.
Price tag
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
How long can Luscious Nymphet turn a blind eye to the shady shenanigans of sweetheart, Rakish Jock?
For the sake of their shared career, LN has been ignoring all those rumors about RJ’s philandering. Insiders assert that LN is protecting a personal stake in a dying partnership.
Looks as if LN is keenly aware that RJ is merely using their tandem to get ahead in the game.
In that case, LN is also playing along—for as long as the price is right!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Julia Barretto on Joshua Garcia : Tina-try n’yang makuha uli ang tiwala ko! (Sings: “Honesty is such a lonely word…”)
Freddie Aguilar tatakbo sa pagkasenador (“Madilim ang iyong paligid…”)
Kris Aquino binasted agad ang bastos na manliligaw. (“Sino’ng dakila…?”)
Jasmine Curtis-Smith itatambal daw kay Alden Richards; kumontra kaya ang AlDub Nation? (Singing stops here.)
James Reid walang paki sa feelings ni Nadine Lustre; mahilig makipaglandian sa ibang babae. (Ouch!)
Kristine Hermosa sa pagbabalik sa ABS-CBN: Tinanong ko si God. “Lord, ano ba?” (And did He answer back?)
Kristine Hermosa
