Flamboyant star gives new fave a pricey gift
You can’t really teach old dogs new tricks. In the past, Flamboyant Star was overly generous to handsome paramours. But, FS’ heart was consistently broken each and every time.
FS would try to retrieve those lavish presents after the breakup. Sometimes, PS was successful. Oftentimes, not.
After all, how can one ask a doctor to reverse “beautification” treatments done on an ex?
Well, FS is at it again. Smitten FS is now spoiling New Favorite, who clearly has expensive tastes. FS gifted NF with a trendy tote worth millions of pesos. #Relentless.
Model behavior
To think, oblivious backers’ plan is to package Perky Starlet as a positive role model.
PS, however, doesn’t fit the bill. PS simply can’t handle the tremendous responsibility. PS took on a mammoth undertaking. Supporters dispatched PS to meet with professionals who could drumbeat the noteworthy endeavor.
On the day of the meeting, hours after the appointed time, PS canceled at the last minute.
Handlers tripped all over themselves, dishing out a flimsy excuse.
Freeloader Inc.
Tongues are wagging about the business shenanigans of Grizzled Gigolo.
According to the grapevine, GG is notorious for engaging in dubious transactions. Those who have had the misfortune of dealing with GG are now in dire straits.
After securing moolah from investors, GG would fly off to exotic destinations. It has become a disturbing habit.
GG is allegedly living the high life, at the expense of Poor Partners. In the end, PPs are left holding an empty bag.
No wonder, GG’s past projects all went belly up.
Bouncing back
It was only a matter of time.
As expected, Flaky Celebrity dumped Handsome Hunk. Is it because FC has found a new love, Youthful Beau?
Well, HH didn’t skip a beat and hooked up with Wealthy Benefactor, pronto! As such, HH continues to live a life of luxury, under the care and supervision of WB.
So HH doesn’t need to give up the trips, the designer duds and expensive gadgets. WB will always be there to pay up.
Is HH’s posh digs courtesy of WB, too?
Unforgiving
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Observers are aghast at Gorgeous Newbie’s attitude. Seems GN has never learned to forgive Erring Relative. GN’s Vociferous Kin is just as hostile toward ER.
Whenever press people approach GN and VK for an interview, they insist that no one should inquire about their stormy relationship with ER.
That subject is off-limits, and handlers would swiftly pounce on intrepid reporters who dare mention the unmentionable.
Censorship, much?
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Maymay Entrata may K maging international model? (As Xander would say to bashers: Hu u?)
Joey de Leon bi-nash ng netizens sa depression joke. (Not funny.)
Zsa Zsa Padilla on her relationship with Conrad Onglao: Lahat ng sinabi ko kinain ko! (Bon appétit!)
Andi Eigenmann ayaw nang mag-artista: Hindi na ako masaya! (Whatever floats your boat.)
Mabangong pangalan nina Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla “pinababaho” ng bastos na fans. (Something fishy.)
Daniel Padilla (left) and Kathryn Bernardo
Keanna Reeves: Nagkadyowa ako ng congressman pero hiniwalayan ko…kuripot! (Madame Curie, is that you?)
Alessandra de Rossi, Marc Abaya super in love. (Uuuy!)
AlDub nanalong Most Admired Love Team; Alden Most Loved Endorser! (OK, fine…)
