Crooked has-been carelessly brags about shady deal
Someone should advise Crooked Operator to be more discerning when discussing dubious plans in public. CO carelessly bragged about a forthcoming deal.
Alas, the Big-budgeted Bonanza has all the hallmarks of a white elephant.
The supposed cost of the BB is obviously padded—ostensibly to line CO’s pockets with loose change (to the tune of millions of pesos lang naman).
CO desperately needs the extra moolah, to finance a high-flying lifestyle that involves constant philandering and partying.
The two Ps that lead to perdition, no less.
Sayonara, goodbye
Industry Newcomer had to endure a traumatic experience while making Splashy Project.
Ambivalent Bigwigs hemmed and hawed about SP—apparently unsure about its potential in the marketplace.
IN invested blood, sweat and tears in SP—and all for naught.
Worst of all, ABs pulled out Major Celebrity from SP at the very last minute. The shocking move officially exiled SP in limbo.
With dispatch, IN packed up and left the dysfunctional scene.
In and out
Powerful Veteran can be quite protective of Fledgling Ward.
Grizzled Colleague made the mistake of badmouthing FW in front of peers. Unfortunately, word of GC’s venomous attacks reached PV.
GC was dealt a low blow. PV got even by taking it out on GC’s pet, Gifted Fave. GC and GF learned their lesson the hard way.
Commandment No. 11: Thou shall not mess with FW.
Smooching mallers
The times, they are a-changing. Long ago, show biz people were more discreet. These days, the young ones mindlessly flaunt their secret romantic affairs in public.
Political Scion was spotted malling, accompanied by equally Hot Companion.
Well, let’s just say the same-sex sweethearts couldn’t get their hands off each other. PS planted a big wet one on HC’s face in front of stunned mallers.
It’s a brave new world.
Defender-slash-procurer
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seasoned Insider is surely multitalented.
SI acts as Charming Hunk’s most loyal defender. SI never gets tired of denying all those pesky rumors questioning CH’s gender. At the same time, however, multitasking SI also helps CH score with handsome pals.
SI recently introduced CH to Cute Newcomer.
CH courageously ventured into CN’s workplace for the “meet-and-greet.”
Rumormongers be damned!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Richard Gutierrez (left) and Sarah Lahbati in the Swiss Alps—INSTAGRAM
Richard Gutierrez handa nang pakasalan si Sarah Lahbati, nag-propose sa Switzerland. (Ain’t no mountain high enough.)
Heart Evangelista ibinandera ang mga pinggan na nagkakahalaga ng P12,000. (Mahalia Jackson!)
McCoy de Leon, Elisse Joson magdyowa na raw, sweet na sweet sa Turkey! (Beware of diabetes.)
Hanggang kailan tatagal ang bisa ng “sumpa” sa career ni Kris Aquino? (Five more years…give or take.)
Aljur Abrenica pasok na rin sa “Ang Probinsyano.” (“Machete” meets “Probinsyano.”)
Judy Ann Santos, Angelica Panganiban magsasama sa “Dalawang Mrs. Reyes.” (Not Mrs. Real…Mrs. Reyes.)
Jak Roberto bawal daw gumanap na bading. (Why the big fuss?)
