Desperate dude turns to rich clients for his family
No wonder Hot Newbie has no qualms about appearing in various states of undress—at work and at play.
Is HN showing off his bodacious bod, as some sort of a sneak peek for prospective clients?
Only rich benefactors need apply, however.
Turns out HN and his family are having serious cash-flow problems.
Hooking a wealthy sugar dad/mom is HN’s only recourse as of now.
After all, HN’s talent (or lack thereof) would lead him nowhere. Yup, HN is totally hopeless as an actor, but promising as eye candy.
Playing favorites
Now, it can be told.
Seasoned Star noticed that Beleaguered Coworker’s decision-making was rather impaired on the set.
It seems BC was playing favorites.
SS kept complaining to Savvy Confidante that BC was giving Handsome Costar and Cute Colleague preferential treatment.
SC later confirmed what SS had long suspected.
BC was lusting after both HC and CC.
Buy one, take one?
Bit role
Videos of scantily clad hunks are making the rounds in cyberspace.
It was reminiscent of the lurid sex scandal that eventually brought down Dubious Character eons ago.
This new viral vid, however, curiously shows Daring Lad baring it all for the camera.
While the others kept their undies on, DL flaunted his family jewels for all the world to see.
Talk about going the extra mile for a bit role.
Make that a very small part.
Unclassifiable
Speaking of scorching vids online, Hunky Newcomer has defiantly posted risqué videos to adult sites.
The come-on, however, is that HN’s sexuality is quite, ahem, fluid and unclassifiable.
In one video, HN fooled around with Nubile Nymphet. In another, HN teamed up with a fellow Stud Muffin.
Interestingly, HN was the “damsel in distress” in the same-sex encounter.
Rated V for Versatility.
Boy trouble
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Perky Starlet is experiencing a little boy trouble.
According to a mole, PS is getting impatient with Dashing Partner.
PS thought DP would help bolster her cache in the biz. Instead, DP is pulling PS down the drain.
PS thinks DP has jinxed her career.
Now, PS yearns to be reunited with Hapless Costar who was dumped by her handlers to favor DP.
PS doesn’t see DP as boyfriend material, either. Is it because PS prefers a different kind of love?
Well, that’s another story.
Top of the tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved).
Heart Evangelista
Heart Evangelista to bashers of her “fake” bags: “Wala akong kailangang patunayan sa inyo!” (Tarush!)
MATTEO Guidicelli
Matteo Guidicelli action star na, gaganap na soldier sa “Across the Crescent Moon.” (At least hindi Sailor Moon?)
Direk Dan Villegas sa paghihiwalay ng indie at mainstream sa Metro Manila Film Fest: “Kalokohan ’yan!” (Spin-a-win!)
Gabbi Garcia (left) and Ruru Madrid
Ruru Madrid sa mga pumuporma kay Gabbi Garcia: “Stop. She’s mine!” (Sings: “The doggone girl is mine.”)
Seryeng “Doble Kara” tatapusin na. (Babu!)
Ara Mina
Ara Mina galit na galit, nag-resign sa teleserye ng GMA 7. (Afraid-y Aguilar!)
