Notorious celeb tries to ruin pal’s family life
Misery loves company, indeed.
Perhaps Notorious Personality didn’t want to be the only one with an unhappy, lonely Christmas.
NP purportedly introduced Longtime Pal to Wanton Seductress.
Weak-willed LP swiftly fell for WS’ wily ways.
LP’s family life was almost destroyed when Elegant Spouse uncovered the indiscretion.
Luckily, LP and ES patched up their differences and reconciled—rebuilding their broken home in time for the season of love and forgiveness.
WS’ scheme failed, big time.
Is it back to the drawing board for NP then?
Real culprit
Now it can be told.
The true reason behind the breakup of a supposedly ideal couple would’ve been scandalous.
Loquacious Beau was already preparing to propose to Scintillating Sweetie.
One fine day, someone sent LB an incriminating photo of SS emerging from a hotel room with Past Lover.
LB went berserk and promptly dumped SS.
Everyone blames LB for the split-up. But it turned out SS’ two-timing was the real culprit.
Tongue twister
Gorgeous Star yearns of striking gold abroad.
GS is quite hardworking, pounding the streets in pursuit of the big dream.
Alas, GS’ efforts were thwarted by a series of road blocks.
Apart from racism, GS had to contend with all sorts of biases and difficulties in the global arena.
Foreign Insider checked with Local Counterpart about GS’ background. FI had doubts that GS’ résumé was embellished.
Worse, FI claims that GS needs to work with a good dialect coach who can correct a rather faulty speaking voice and accent.
Certified jerk
Hunky Cutie has caused nothing but trouble to his exes.
HC would often fool around, hooking up with other women, right under his girlfriends’ noses.
HC also raided one sweetheart’s bank account, gambling away millions.
The coup de grace?
When the crap hit the fan, HC ran away with furniture from a former lover’s pad, too.
The guy is a certified jerk.
Busted beau
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Handsome Charmer’s luck ran out quickly.
HC was forced to part ways with latest girlfriend, whose affluent parents loathe him rather passionately.
According to a mole, the girl’s relatives have long suspected that HC is a gold digger.
The poor heiress’ concerned parents hired a private investigator who then confirmed their worst fears.
They learned about HC’s previous sweetheart, Stunning Celebrity, who was also a victim of the guy’s user-friendly ways.
Busted!
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
John Lloyd Cruz
John Lloyd Cruz on being spotted with ex-girlfriend Angelica Panganiban: “We don’t want to lose the friendship. Angelica has been my best friend—and will remain my best friend for life.” (BFF?)
John Lloyd on rumors that he’s dating an indie actress: “That’s so untrue…Sana, ganun kadali ’yun.” (Moving on.)
Quezon City Councilor Roderick Paulate on the Court of Appeals junking a case filed against him for allegedly keeping ghost employees: “I’m vindicated by the Lord puro pasasalamat ang nasa puso ko.” (Amen.)
Alden Richards
Alden Richards on seeing Maine Mendoza’s dramatic potential while working on their upcoming TV series, “Destined to Be Yours”: “Kung hugot, marami si Maine nu’n… at madi-discover n’yo ’yun slowly.” (Discovery Channel ba itech?)
Timothy Tan issues a public apology to estranged wife Sunshine Dizon for his alleged infidelity: “With profound remorse, I sincerely apologize for the pain and embarrassment I have caused my wife Sunshine and our two children. I deeply regret having been the cause of their suffering.” (Is this the end of this word war?)
—TV Patrol, 24 Oras
