Color her Mocha

Mocha Uson —ARNOLD ALMACEN

What the heck was she thinking?

Controversial celebrity blogger Mocha Uson has been complaining that anti-Duterte forces are dredging up her old sexy (read: scantily clad) photographs to shame her publicly.

But what’s more shocking is that there is actually an old snapshot of Mocha where she’s a tad overdressed for a change.

While other guests came in the usual little-black-dresses and ho-hum cocktail frocks, Mocha sashayed down the red carpet of the 2013 CineFilipino awards night in full Filipiniana regalia.

Cue the music: “Dios de Salve Maria…” As if every day, there’s a Santacruzan in Mochaland. —BAYANI SAN DIEGO JR.