Now it can be told: Gorgeous gay did have a fling with married star
Gorgeous Gay is now happy and content, enjoying a stable relationship with Current Partner. As a show biz newcomer years ago, GG took up with Married Celebrity.
A spy spotted GG surreptitiously slipping into MC’s car. MC’s friend, who was supposed to be GG’s constant date, confessed that he was just a front, and that MC was GG’s real sweetheart.
Curiously, MC is rumored to be bisexual as well. What a confusing affair!
Fast forward to here and now: GG has CP; MC is single and available. Hmmm…
From a distance
Handsome Hunk is the current apple of Top Honcho’s eye. Is this why HH gets all the big breaks?
HH somehow remains untouched on his dates with TH. While HH performs like a Chippendale, TH only watches… from a distance à la Bette M.
A mole says TH is paranoid about catching germs and adheres to a strict no-touch policy.
Obsessive-compulsive much?
Crooked tales
Sad but true: Idealistic Personality fell into the usual crooked practices in public office.
IP has several ghost employees on the pay list. No wonder IP is now accompanied all over town by a hunky bodyguard.
Promising Celeb-Politico has a different tale. PC was being blackmailed to join Powerful Insider’s camp.
PC declined, pushing PI’s minions to come up with all sorts of allegations. PC landed in hot water as a result.
Will PC eventually give in?
Brewing war
Expect a battle royale soon.
Concerned Relatives are upset with Beleaguered Celeb’s Young Partner.
CRs blame YP for BC’s current woes. They are appalled that BC is in dire financial straits.
When they learned that YP is still meddling with BC’s affairs, they raised hell and sought the help of Trusted Ally.
Now they are preparing for war with YP.
Denial princess
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Remember Stunning Starlet who has had a series of cosmetic surgeries? Well, she vehemently denies that.
SS made the mistake of engaging bashers, dishing out incriminating retorts. Alas, a Loyal Follower opted to keep mum.
LF personally knows SS’ plastic surgeon, that’s why.
Busted!
Alex Gonzaga
Top of the Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Mommy Pinty bwisit na bwisit sa kapalpakan sa concert ni Alex Gonzaga. (Siya rin?)
Kalat na: Bumaha ng libreng tiket sa concert ni Alex. (Buti na lang di kami inabot ng baha.)
Pagkapanalo ni Maxene Magalona sa “Your Face Sounds Familiar” inireklamo ng netizens. (It comes with the winning.)
Korona ni Ai-Ai de las Alas hindi puwedeng agawin nina Eugene Domingo at Pokwang. (E, ang former friends?)
Sarah Geronimo
Sarah Geronimo echoserang palaka kaya nagiging nega ang imahe. (Uh-oh.)
Nora Aunor kay Manny Pacquiao: Sigurado akong mananalo siya laban kay Floyd Mayweather; nakatakda na ring operahan sa lalamunan sa June 10. (Related events kaya ito?)
Ano ang real score sa pagitan nina Julia Barretto at Iñigo Pascual? Magdyowa na nga ba? (Practice lang.)
Nangakong hindi na iiwan sa isang kundisyon… Jessy Mendiola: Mahal na mahal ko pa rin si JM de Guzman! (That thing called reconciliation!)
Daniel Padilla
Daniel Padilla biglang nagbago ang ugali, tamad nang ngumiti. (Nagbago na ’yun?)
Basher kay Joey de Leon: “Wala kang puso.” (Basher na “emo”? Rare.)
Nadine Lustre sa halikan nila ni James Reid: Lasa siyang tuyo! (Harsh. But funny. And maybe she likes tuyo, no?)
