Gorgeous ex-GF’s pals slam user-friendly hunk
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: Insiders compare Handsome Hunk to an iPhone. Behind his back, HH is tagged “Mr. User-friendly.”
HH zealously guards his privacy—to the point of being belligerent. But when it was time to promote a new project, HH suddenly opened up about his love life.
No wonder HH’s Ex-Flames (yes, plural) have hardly any fond memories of the guy. Gorgeous Star’s pals have dubbed HH mangga—not after the fruit but short for manggagamit (user).
HH seems to think all his relationships exist to prop up his status in the biz. He plans everything (courtship, dating, breaking up) in step with his career moves.
File under C, for Careerist.
English only, please
Fashionable Performer volunteered to emcee a flashy event. FP is under the illusion that she is articulate.
Well, seemingly dazed and confused FP fumbled (her spiels) and rambled.
An observer gasped: “FP seems to have forgotten how to speak English that night.”
Perhaps she needs a refresher course. Meanwhile, maybe she should have spoken in Filipino.
Unfortunately, colonial mentality (and sheer haughtiness) apparently clouded her judgment.
Delete and block
Sultry Celeb reached her limit. She deleted two former friends, Veteran Actor and Controversial Personality, from her social media account.
SC suspects that VA and CP are loyal to her Estranged Partner. Can you blame them?
SC has been acting strange of late. Her behavior can only be described as vengeful, spiteful or plain paranoid.
It was good riddance, as far as VA and CP are concerned.
Duped
Closeted Insider went backstage at a bikini open to ogle scantily clad boys.
CI lured some hunks into a secluded corner. But the room was so dark, the wily contestants got to fake “it” using unmentionable “falsies.”
CI was under the impression that he had scored big.
Clueless much?
Beauty and the beastie
Beautiful Celebrity should be wary of new buddy, Nosy Personality.
This “bestie” is quite the beastie.
NP befriended BC to squeeze out juicy tidbits, not only on the gullible girl, but also on the latter’s Iconic Relative.
NP is inexplicably envious of IR. NP wants to drive a wedge between BC and IR, and snoop around while at it.
Information is power, as fas as NP is concerned. She would try anything to erase IR from the scene.
Nicole flies high
Hollywood superstar Nicole Kidman is Etihad Airways’ new “brand ambassador.”
The national airline of the United Arab Emirates recently launched a new global campaign via the international premiere of a new television commercial (TVC) in Abu Dhabi. Kidman and hundreds of special guests attended the event.
NICOLE Kidman endorses a UAE airline.
Nicole Kidman is both star and narrator of the TVC, which will be shown on global television and social media in 60- and 30-second formats. Still versions of the campaign will appear in print, digital and outdoor channels worldwide.
The TVC was shot onboard Etihad’s new flagship Airbus A380 and in various locations including famous landmarks in Abu Dhabi.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Jessy Mendiola pinagmumura ng bashers; palaos na kaya ginagamit si JM de Guzman; “Mamalasin ka uli JM ’pag naging kayo ng babaeng ’yan!” (Someone tell these do-nothing bashers to get a life! #MindYourOwnBusiness)
Ibinenta ko na pati kaluluwa ko! Hubad kung hubad!
—Coco Martin (Mainit kasi.)
MAX COLLINS is raring to bare and dare all.
Max Collins game na game sa hubaran: Handa na ako! (Summer does this.)
Julia Montes, bawal ligawan ng iba, ayon kay Coco Martin. (Too much drama.)
Resbak ng mga OFW kay Nora Aunor: Ikaw ba may nagawa? Manahimik ka nga! (She’s not their superstar, huh?)
Fans ni Regine Velasquez nagwala sa galit, GMA 7 pinagmumura. (Face, meet palm. Haaaaay.)
JULIA Barretto is feeling quite content these days.
Julia Barretto: Sa ngayon, wala na akong mahihiling pa! (We’ll get back to you.)
PIA WURTZBACH may yet make a “mabait” sister-in-law out of Kris Aquino. RICHARD A. REYES
Pia Wurtzbach minalas, bawal nang sumali sa Miss Universe. (Last we checked, she’s eligible. #BringHomeTheCrown)
Promise ni Kris Aquino: Magiging mabait na sister-in-law paligayahin lang ni Pia Wurtzbach si P-Noy. (Yep, you do marry the whole family.)
Nora vs P-Noy: Personalan ang bakbakan; Kris babawiin na ang pagtulong sa operasyon ni Ate Guy. (Pass the popcorn!)
Reaksiyon ni Kris sa pagsali ni Ate Guy sa “Resign P-Noy”: Dedmabels! (She got this one right.)
Paulo Avelino natameme, natakot sa resbak ni KC Concepcion. (A sign of things to come.)
Alex Gonzaga: Trip ko talagang mag-audition sa “The Voice!” (Uhmm…no.)
‘The Secret Box’ ELIZABETH Aguilar’s first novel, “The Secret Box,” was recently launched in Alabang Town Center. The book published by AuthorHouse UK promises “insights on the culture, traditions and true character of…Filipinos.” It is available at Fully Booked, National Bookstore, Powerbooks, Amazon, iTunes, Kobo, and Barnes and Noble.
