Mom turns blind eye on pretty boy’s dates
LIZA Diño and Aiza Seguerra had a romantic wedding in California.
At first, Pushy Mom went ballistic upon learning of Charming Cutie’s extracurricular activities.
CC had a fling with Wealthy Benefactor who gave the kid enough moolah to buy a brand-new car!
When PM got wind of the financial benefits, she had a change of heart. Now, she turns a blind eye, and sometimes blatantly encourages CC to go out on “dates” with rich gays.
PM herself once had a scorching affair with Influential Personality. Let’s say she’s had experience as a wheeler-dealer.
Damsel in distress
Showbiz Insider is gruff and tough in public but, among friends, he unleashes his true colors.
SI fell hard for Hunky Bit-player and invited him to dinner. After a few glasses of wine, “macho” SI grew tipsy and had a drastic transformation.
In a high-pitched voice, SI begged HB to give in.
Gone was the brute; hello, dainty damsel!
Frozen
Flamboyant Personality disappeared for weeks and missed several important meetings.
KATHRYN Bernardo and Daniel Padilla are not allowed to admit they’re sweethearts?
Turned out, FP had some work done—no, a lot.
So much so, that FP’s face looks frozen in time.
FP should quit while ahead.
Let it go!
Dubious means
It’s a headscratcher.
Seasoned Personality is no longer as active as before, making observers wonder about the source of all that unexplained wealth.
Could it be Unscrupulous Celeb, with whom SP once hooked up?
Well, SP could’ve learned from the master of the game—Gorgeous Relative, who famously knew how to make use of physical allure to compensate for limited skills.
COLEEN Garcia says she has found Mr. Right in Billy Crawford. photo by richard reyes
GR shacked up with Crooked Official to get ahead in life.
Otherworldly
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Pretty Starlet’s eccentricities are getting worse.
Colleagues dread sharing space with PS, who is not only an inveterate whiner but is also rude and obnoxious.
PS constantly yaks about the food on the set. She keeps to herself and snubs everyone, even her costars.
This otherworldly behavior is not likely to endear her to anyone.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Coleen Garcia kay Billy Crawford: Lahat ng hinahanap ko sa isang boyfriend, nasa kanya na! (She must have a shorter list than the ex.)
ROCCO Nacino is funny, says girlfriend.
Dahil sa ginawang pananakit ng isang KathNiel sa ka-loveteam ni James Reid; Fans nina Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo tinawag na bastos, walang modo ng kampo ni Nadine Lustre. (Somebody give these fans jobs.)
Siguradong tiwalag sa Iglesia ni Cristo pag nabuking; Kathryn matagal nang dyowa si Daniel pero bawal pang umamin. (Kailangan pa bang mabuking?)
Sey ni tisay na aktres (Princess Snell): (You don’t want to know what she said, promise.)
Lovi Poe kay Rocco Nacino: Nakakatawa siya at guwapo pa! (Uuuy.)
Barn wedding nina Aiza Seguerra-Liza Diño sa Amerika tahimik, sobrang romantic. (Sigh.)
Kris Aquino natakot sa mga sasabihin ni Bimby kaya wala sa presscon ng “The Amazing Praybeyt Benjamin 2.” (Kami rin!)
Jaclyn Jose sa bagong lalake ni Andi Eigenmann: Ayoko sa kanya, oportunista siya! (Too late?)
LOVI Poe loves her man’s humor and looks.
Mariel Rodriguez kay Robin Padilla: Marespeto siya sa lahat ng tao, kaya magaling talaga siyang lider! (Running for public office?)
Matteo Guidicelli napapatili sa mga daga; Dennis Trillo takot na takot sa ahas. (We’re stuck on napapatili.)
Sarah Geronimo, Matteo puwede nang mag-date kahit walang bodyguard. (This is so tiresome.)
Lagi naman daw kasing mabait ang Diyos sa kanya; Vice Ganda: Sige, kine-claim ko nang magiging No. 1 kami sa MMFF! (Afraid.)
Richard “Ser Chief” Yap pumayag maghubad sa “Praybeyt Benjamin 2.” (Lunok.)
Aiko Melendez biglang natauhan: Ayoko na palang magpabuntis kay Jomari Yllana! (Answer this, anyone: When should we cross the bridge?)
