Record breaker: A three-timing two-timer
ELMO Magalona took Janine Gutierrez to Disneyland.
Feisty ex claims Handsome Playboy fooled around with Combative Starlet during their time together. Turns out, HP is a three-timer.
While he was involved with CS, he was spotted having a cozy date with Lovely Lass.
In short, while HP was cheating with CS, he was also cheating on her!
Clearly, it was not just a friendly date because HP and LL were playing with a cute dog that they treated like a baby.
LL was cooing to the pet as if it was human and referring to HP as the creature’s “Papa.”
HP’s controversial personal life has gone to the dogs.
Unlimited campaign
To ensure the success of Gorgeous Crush, Vociferous Celeb instructed poor minions to keep texting 24-7 to support and promote GC’s campaign.
VC bought several SIM cards, with matching unlimited load, for the text brigade. It was a smart move. VC had to spend only a few thousand pesos, and GC got millions in exchange.
VC has obviously learned from the past—losing hard-earned moolah in the name of love is a bitter pill to swallow. Ouch.
Cyber boo-boo
Cute Personality is a sight for sore eyes, but some people are better seen than read in cyberspace.
In this age of social media, public figures need to be extra careful. According to a mole, Top Bosses have reprimanded CP for glaring grammatical errors posted online.
Perhaps CP needs a little tutoring? Mercifully, CP soon shifted to Filipino. Bravo!
KATHRYN Bernardo and Daniel Padilla’s relationship is called “fake” by bashers. RICHARD REYES
Foreign affair
No wonder Seasoned Hunk is now a certified globe-trotter.
Since meeting generous Greying Benefactor, who is based abroad, SH has been accumulating frequent-flyer miles.
SH can meet GB only on foreign soil, to keep the source of his unexplained wealth secret from the public.
Thing is, SH can’t help boasting about his gadgets and other material possessions, all courtesy of GB.
No wonder SH, who is no longer as attractive as before, can afford not to work too much these days. He is seated on the lap of luxury.
Customer from hell
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Veteran Host is a nightmare to work with, underlings complain.
VH is just as mean to complete strangers, a mole relates.
For an out-of-town gig, VH had to rough it with the rest of the crew in a resort that is not exactly five-star luxurious.
VH was unstoppable in complaining about the shabby accommodations.
KRIS Bernal gets nervous about a love scene with Dennis Trillo.
Worse, VH gave the place’s staff a dressing down before checking out.
Needless to say, VH’s colleagues turned beet red from embarrassment.
Perhaps VH should consider a career in HRM?
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Elmo Magalona galanteng dyowa, birth anniversary gift kay Janine Gutierrez, Disneyland trip. (Trip for two?)
Aljur Abrenica kawawa, gamit na gamit ni Kylie Padilla. (Par for the course.)
Kylie inulan ng suwerte nang hiwalayan si Aljur. “Hindi pa talaga ako handang magka-boyfriend uli!” (Fortune cookie says: “Not to blame or credit another for turn of events, please.”)
Pokwang: “Hindi ako naglilihi! Sino naman ang mambubuntis sa akin!?” (Okie!)
Oyo Sotto sobrang seloso, ayaw nang pabalikin sa show biz si Kristine Hermosa. (E di, ’wag!)
Kris Bernal inatake ng nerbiyos sa love scene nila ni Dennis Trillo. (That’s amateurish. Don’t go down this road just to give ’em something to talk about.)
OYO SOTTO doesn’t want wife Kristine Hermosa to go back to show biz. RICHARD REYES
Relasyong Daniel Padilla-Kathryn Bernardo peke, niloloko raw ang madlang pipol. (Well, well.)
Nanay ni Kathryn buwisit na buwisit na raw kay Nadine Lustre. (’Nay, stay above this.)
Marian Rivera, Heart Evangelista kinastigo ng GMA 7, bridal war lumalala na. (War within one network? Gives us pause.)
Ina ni Heart buwisit pa rin sa pagmumukha ni Chiz Escudero. (Harsh.)
Charice Pempengco, Oprah Winfrey nag-reunion sa Amerika. (As in?)
Carla Abellana: Sa totoo lang hindi pa kami nagde-date ni Tom Rodriguez! (Right.)
