Insider pits foe vs family
SARAH Geronimo and Matteo Guidicelli: No-touch policy for now.
Showbiz Hotshot was shocked by Industry Player’s plan to defuse a brewing scandal by creating another.
IP’s scheme involved making SH quarrel with Feisty Relatives. FRs told SH of IP’s machinations. The ruse was exposed, and a full-blown family feud was averted.
Hence, SH swears to avoid IP at all costs.
Prodigious
Gays and matrons, Gorgeous Hunk’s former lovers, are having a field day blabbing about the guy’s peculiarity:
While other men have a pair, GH has only one of this crucial equipment. No, they’re not complaining. They agree that GH more than makes up for the lack in more productive ways.
GH is quite the gifted child.
Smitten with heartthrob
Influential Insider is smitten with Handsome Heartthrob.
HH is not exactly a newcomer in II’s turf. II was just too busy with the other beautiful boys to notice HH. Now that HH has attracted admirers of various shapes, sizes and genders, II is challenged.
No wonder HH’s career is skyrocketing.
Deep freeze
MISS International 2013 Bea Rose Santiago recently visited Myanmar (she’s seen in photo with the Chaukhtatgyi Buddha, a Yangon landmark) to be a judge at the Miss Myanmar International 2014 pageant. The title went to 18-year-old Kin Wai Phyo Han.
Because Powerful Benefactor has found a new love, Aging Lothario has no choice but to pack his bags.
In the past, AL was swamped with successive projects. Now his career is in a deep freeze.
To his credit, AL refuses to remain idle. His mission: to prove that he can do well without PB’s assistance.
Suffocating love
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Perky Starlet claims she broke up with Hunky Beau because he is an incorrigible playboy.
Turns out, PS is possessive and demanding, and HB got fed up.
Though she is to blame, the flaky gal is spreading the exact opposite. When HB’s family and friends learned of PS’ fibs, they got all the more convinced that the split-up was for the best.
Top of Bandera
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Warning kay Vhong Navarro: Mag-ingat, magdagdag na ng bodyguard. (Curse of the plaintiff. Uh, defendant din pala siya. So confusing!)
Vhong sa “banta” ni Cedric Lee: “Bahala na ang Diyos!” (Thunder and lightning: “Me, again?”)
Matteo Guidicelli bawal nang akbayan, halikan, yakapin si Sarah Geronimo. (Love will find a way. Trust us.)
Nora Aunor: Okay kami ni Coco (Martin)! (Be careful with your heart.)
House and lot ni Mother Lily Monteverde gustong bawiin ni Nora. (For sentimental reasons?)
Sharon Cuneta: “Wait lang, malapit na po akong bumalik!” (Let’s go, girl.)
FANS advise Vhong Navarro to beef up his security.
Piolo Pascual kawawa sa loveteam nina Jake Vargas at Bea Binene; talo pa rin sa rating. (And the network allowed this?)
Derek Ramsay, nakipagkasundo na sa dating asawa. (Not in that way, right?)
Tili ni Jodi Sta. Maria: “Kahit kailan, hindi kami naghiwalay ni Jolo (Revilla)!” (Okay, take it easy.)
Chiz Escudero bawal mamanhikan kina Heart Evangelista. (Sina Dindong Dantes at Marian Rivera muna.)
Kris Aquino niregaluhan ng Hummer si Boy Abunda: “Enjoy it!” (Who needs a Hummer in the metro? Ah, yes, celebs! And oh, these floods!)
