Hunk knocks up mystery gal, infuriates GF
KIM CHIU is stunned by new partner’s identity.
Remember Gorgeous Couple who split up because of money? Alluring Star was turned off because Hunky Celeb couldn’t keep up with her lavish lifestyle. A mole insists there was a more scandalous reason for the breakup.
Influential Honcho, who covets AS, made sure to drive a wedge between the lovers. Was IH behind the nasty rumors of HC’s indiscretions?
There is talk that HC knocked up Mystery Girl. AS naturally got miffed! Show biz scion MG is quite the party gal. She was previously involved with Popular Heartthrob, a notorious hedonist.
Dirty dude
Industry Insider got a whiff of Handsome Hottie’s notoriety.
Not a few leading ladies have complained of HH’s dragon breath—the result of nicotine addiction.
ANDI Eigenmann agrees to play a villainess.
A heavy smoker, HH is not too conscientious about dental hygiene.
Following that smelly encounter, II was stunned upon seeing HH’s dirty fingernails, too. Ew.
Freeloader
Freeloading Celeb is not a smooth operator. FC often denounced Longtime Enemies as corrupt, brazen and oh-so-noveau.
Who knew FC could be just as abrasive and avaricious, if not more than LEs? FC often demands discounts from companies selling pricey properties. Worse, FC brazenly asks for expensive decorative pieces without paying for them.
DANIEL Padilla has a secretive sibling.
FC passes it off as a joke, but if the poor seller takes the bait … well, that’s another addition to FC’s treasure trove. Hoarder!
Dead end
From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Cute Hunk’s supporters are justifiably worried about their idol. CH will no longer be paired with Sweet Star in her next big project. In fact, SS is about to get a new Screen Partner.
CH’s fans think the guy’s prospects away from SS are dismal, to say the least. Although they adore CH, they are not blind. They are keenly aware of his limitations.
Denial princess
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
After making it big in Major Studio, Pretty Starlet seems determined to forget her stint in Fledgling Firm.
In interviews, PS often gets afflicted with selective amnesia and forgets to acknowledge her humble beginnings. She has also turned her back on Poor Discoverer who was peeved.
PD stuck it out with PS when she was a nameless wannabe. Come to think of it, PD gave PS her screen name!
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Marian Rivera, Jennylyn Mercado tumba agad kina Angel Locsin, Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo. (Isn’t it a tad too early to say?)
Daniel nadamay sa pambubugbog kay Vhong Navarro; Kathniel fans binanatan sina Deniece Cornejo at Cedric Lee. (Ayy, mga fans, you’re not doing your idols a favor.)
Deniece kay Vhong: Hindi ko naman kailangang umiyak at magpaawa! (Good point. But that CCTV footage…?)
Vhong binaboy na parang hayop; walang urungan sa demandahan; Deniece: Kung may biktima rito, ako ’yun! (Retreat na tayo from this one.)
Heart Evangelista sariling gastos ang bakasyon sa ibang bansa, hindi inilibre ni Chiz. (Kasama ba si Chiz?)
Binoe nabwisit kay Aljur Abrenica. (Uh-oh, I wouldn’t piss that guy off.)
Andi Eigenmann pumayag magkontrabida kay Anne Curtis sa “Dyesebel.” (We like these Eigenmanns!)
Gretchen Barretto: Gusto kong ibalik ang dating Claudine! (She long gone, mama.)
Kim Chiu na-shock nang malamang magiging ka-loveteam si Coco Martin. (Shock good or shock bad?)
