Seasoned actress finds new heaven in a foreign affair
DANIEL Padilla takes extra care of Kathryn Bernardo
No wonder Seasoned Beauty is blooming. She has found a new love so soon after a devastating heartbreak. Now, that’s bouncing back!
Foreign Boyfriend is quite a catch, too, being a top exec in a multinational firm.
Mercifully, SB eluded the claws of Officious Honcho.
Perhaps SB wasn’t impressed with OH, who wasn’t exactly, uh, single.
Perhaps SB wants a respite from the fuss and frenzy of the biz.
Sacred cow
Powerful Insider obviously doesn’t want to displease Noisy Personality.
Is this why Promising Upstart and Cranky Veteran failed to get recognition at a splashy event?
NP wouldn’t be happy if PI had allowed perceived rivals to shine.
CV could steal precious projects from NP. PU, on the other hand, is close to someone whom NP regards as a Sworn Enemy. Competitive much.
Wandering eye
Glib Personality is supposedly happily married to Major Star, who is quite the devoted partner.
But why is GP hounded by persistent infidelity rumors? GP allegedly fools around with neophytes that litter the studio.
ANGEL Locsin purportedly knocked out rival in the first round
Unfortunately, these naïve wannabes are a dime a dozen in GP’s workplace.
There’s talk that GP is now the “playmate” of Talented Coworker, who has another lover on the side.
Well-meaning friends hope this scuttlebutt is a false alarm.
Possessed
From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
The feud between Influential Insider and Disturbed Star is more than petty rivalry. II is determined to undermine anyone who gets in Vociferous Friend’s way.
But DS is perceived not just as a potential competitor of VF.
Apparently, II got irked when DS showed interest in Hunky Cutie.
Is II possessive of HC? Has HC succumbed to II’s wooing? Is this why HC’s career is booming? Boom!
Unforgiven
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
No wonder Fuming Relative abhors Pretty Starlet’s Newsmaking Beau.
FR can never forgive NB’s uncouth ways. NB would not think twice about disrespecting FR who, then again, is quite opinionated.
Now FR appreciates PS’ ex, Hot Hunk. FR recalls that HH never answered back even when they were feuding.
AI-AI de las Alas almost fainted when she got Bossing’s abuloy
FR has belatedly realized that PS was the problem during her time with HH. “PS is a liar,” FR now rants.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Regine Velasquez balik-serye: Gusto ko light story lang! (But what about the viewers?)
Love life ni Ai-Ai de las Alas nawasak dahil sa kaibigang may dalang sumpa? (No one ruins anything for you without your permission.)
Ai-Ai sa P.5 M na abuloy: “Grabe si Bossing, muntik na akong sumunod sa nanay ko!” (Parang insurance payout!)
Kahit mahirap at delikado nang mabuntis; Regine: “Ginagawa na namin ni Ogie ang aming second baby!” (Arg, TMI! Is nothing sacred anymore?)
John Lloyd Cruz sa “Sampalan Scandal” nila ni Anne Curtis: “Hayaan na…patahimikin na po natin!” (Too much to lose for everyone involved.)
“Sex video” ni Anne ikinalat ng galit na galit na ex-dyowa sa Internet pero mahirap buksan kaya maraming nabwisit, nanghinayang. (Which proves na maraming bastos, ha?)
Daniel Padilla ingat na ingat sa pagkababae ni Kathryn Bernardo. (We didn’t need to know, whatever it meant.)
Hindi tutulad sa ibang young stars na nagbuntisan agad-agad; Daniel, Kathryn responsableng mga anak, wala pang alam sa sex. (OK, enough. You’re starting to sound defensive.)
Habang palaki nang palaki ang eyebags dahil sa pagtatrabaho, kinikita ni Daniel nauubos lang sa kabibili ng alahas ni Karla Estrada? Kailangang makaipon agad ng P40 M para sa biniling mansion. (Alahas ba o mansion?)
Vina Morales: Puwede bang bumili na lang ng boyfriend, para makapamili ako!? (Puwede. But remember, you get what you pay for.)
Marian Rivera bagsak agad kay Angel Locsin sa first round ng boksing. (Someone’s been hitting the gym.)
Alden Richards “bibinyagan” ni Marian sa kama. (Isa pang we don’t need to know. Anuva?)
“Ikinulong” ng 2 araw sa casino nang hindi makabayad; Willie Revillame nagpatalo ng P300 M sa sugal? (Easy come, easy go ba?)
Kris Aquino: Bine-bless ako kasi wala akong sex! (Like big brother? Hmm.)
Vice Ganda sa bagong kontrata sa ABS-CBN: “Binigay lang naman nila ’yung dapat sa akin!” (Smug. Hmm uli.)
