Close friend behind glib celeb’s boo-boo
No wonder High-Profile Personality is gung-ho about defending Glib Celeb!
GC committed a major blunder in public, irking all of social media. HP, GC’s close buddy and work associate, was relentless in parrying the bashers. It seemed HP felt responsible for the faux pas.
It was HP who whispered to GC a titillating tidbit that sparked the embarrassing meltdown. In short, GC listened to hearsay and succumbed to foot in mouth disease again. Uh-oh.
Bad omen
Scandalous Celebrity offended an antique store owner with a reckless remark. While browsing, SC blurted out, “I don’t like buying old things … evil spirits could be attached to these furniture pieces.”
SC should realize that it’s not the inanimate object’s fault if bad luck hounds the incorrigibly haughty.
Pregnant pause
If the rumors are true, Popular Star will have to slow down in the next few months. Powerful Beau allegedly knocked her up.
Both are blissfully single. PS, however, has to iron out legal kinks before she can take the big plunge. She needn’t fret, though, because her equally Influential Ex has also moved on and will certainly not make trouble.
After all, PS kept mum when IE strayed in the past.
Expect denials to fly quickly and ferociously any day now.
Glossing over facts
From the Inquirer Radio program “Inquirer Entertainment” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Arrogant Hunk had a falling out with Perky Starlet because he was jealous of Hot Cutie.
AH reportedly got upset when PS showed up in one of HC’s important events. Officially it’s not because AH is eyeing HC, too. In the past, PS got suspicious about AH’s keen interest in her makeup kit. He kept borrowing lip gloss! Hmmm…
Slaughterhouse tryst
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Seasoned Actor should consult a psychologist. He could be a sex addict.
Neighbors say they often spot different women in SA’s rest house.
Every week, SA brings a different nymphet to the place that insiders have dubbed “The Slaughterhouse.” This could mean SA, who was very much married at one point, got away with “murder”! Until his Long-suffering Wife could take no more and went ballistic.
That was the end of SA’s secret trysts and of his once-peaceful family life.
Willie, after Bieber
ANDI Eigenmann will have a merry Christmas this year.
Willie Revillame, whose private jet Canadian pop star Justin Bieber rented to go to Tacloban, will be there today himself.
He earlier announced he would hold—in an open space near the airport—what he described as a “Wowowillie”-type show. “There will be lots of dancing, games, and we will raffle off mobile phones and other prizes,” he told writers at the launch of his new Christmas album.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Kris Aquino napikon sa mga balahura sa Twitter, ibinandera ang tulong sa “Yolanda” victims; “Alam naman ng Diyos ang lahat ng mga kabutihang nagawa ko!” (Not commenting … easy target. Moving on…)
PAULO Avelino fails to win KC’s heart.
Wala pang nagugustuhan sa mga manliligaw; Paulo Avelino basted agad kay KC Concepcion; naiskandalo dahil kay Phil Younghusband. (Take your time, everybody.)
KC Concepcion: Hindi naman ako atat magka-boyfriend! (Good for you. And also for us.)
DANIEL and Kathryn: Secret romance?
Daniel Padilla, Kathryn Bernardo tagung-tago ang relasyon, may kinatatakutan. (Tagung-tago pa ba ang lagay na ’yan?)
Sam Milby tigang na sa babae, gusto nang magka-girlfriend sa 2014. (Stop whining and do it already.)
Dahil sa isang taong biglang dumating sa buhay niya; Andi Eigenmann magiging maligaya ang Pasko kahit walang bagong boyfriend. (Ah, lumang boyfriend?)
Robin Padilla iwas-gulo, ayaw ipahamak si Ping Lacson. (Smart move.)
Gumaling ang cancer pero tinamaan ang puso; April Boy Regino bilang na ang mga araw, tinaningan ang buhay? (Di namin kayang tanggapin, Idol. Get well.)
BASHERS won’t leave Anne Curtis alone.
Anne Curtis niresbakan, wala raw karapatang magtaray sa mga barubal na bus driver. “Siya nga walang disiplina kapag nalalasing, nananampal pa!?” (One mistake does not a character make; it can quickly ruin a reputation, though.)
Nakakaawa si Anne Curtis … inayawan na ng mga lalake. (Because she is said to have slapped one?)
True ba, Joy Cancio matindi ang depresyon, lulong sa sugal? (Gambling plus depression: a deadly mix.)
Solenn Heussaff: Wala kaming relasyon ni Cesar Montano, may BF na ’ko! (And that’s an exclamation point.)
Ramdam na ang kahirapan ng buhay matapos mawalan ng trabaho; Wally Bayola babalik na sa “Eat Bulaga,” magso-sorry sa madlang pipol (Good luck.)
Coco Martin pinaligaya ang mga batang na-trauma sa bagyong “Yolanda.” (A big pat on the back coming your way.)
Bossing ipinagmalaki si Pauleen Luna: Tapos na ako sa morena, mestiza na ngayon! (May checklist?)
