Hunk shows true colors abroad
Years in the closet have taken their toll on Handsome Actor. Whenever HA goes abroad, he lets loose, indulging in forbidden pleasures that he cannot enjoy back home.
In short, only then does he get to show his true colors that are rainbow bright!
Was that why HA looked not the least happy to see compatriots in a plush destination recently? He was in a really foul mood, truth to tell! He couldn’t go bar-hopping in peace and, worse, photo op-hunting Filipinos armed with phone cameras were all over the place.
Cruisin’ for a bruisin’
Speaking of foreign affairs:
Gifted Performer has always denied those nasty queer rumors. But is it true that GP couldn’t resist visiting a gay watering hole on a recent trip abroad?
Unknown to him, Filipinos spotted him entering the “pink” club with pals, trying very hard to look nonchalant.
Pinoys are everywhere, didn’t he know?
On the rebound
After years of togetherness, Grizzled Hunk parted ways with Gay Benefactor.
Was that why GH was recently spotted trolling a gay cruising ground? He purportedly spent an inordinate amount of time in a gym’s spa room.
GH’s patience paid off big time: By the end of the sweaty day, he had hooked another workout fiend.
Sounds like an episode of “World’s Deadliest Catch.”
Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
Long-suffering Artist has called it quits with Dramatic Star. For years, LA stood by DS through the ups and downs of their roller-coaster marriage.
What pushed LA to finally throw in the towel? Perhaps LA realized that life’s too short to remain a martyr.
Even so, LA agreed not to banish DS from the conjugal home. LA and DS still live under one roof, but sleep in separate rooms. A convenient arrangement, if there ever was one.
Bitter, not sweet
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Sweet Martyr passes herself off as someone who can do no wrong. Turns out, SM isn’t so perfect. She reportedly got involved with a married lover!
When Well-meaning Friend advised SM to end the illicit affair, all hell broke loose. SM got family and friends riled up against WF.
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Willie Revillame tanggap na ang katotohanang nagsawa na sa kanya ang mga Pinoy. (Owss?)
Kris Bernal kinakawawa si Carl Guevara, ayaw aminin ang tunay na relasyon. (Ah, parang sina…?)
Marian Rivera atat na atat nang tumuntong sa bakuran ng ABS-CBN. (’Yan ang chismis.)
Tito, Vic & Joey takot na takot sa multo; Ryzza Mae may masamang binabalak. (May connection?)
Derek Ramsay: Ibibigay ko ang lahat kay Cristine (Reyes)! (Careful.)
Sharon Cuneta nabawasan na ang timbang, konting disiplina pa. (Let’s cut her some slack.)
Gloria Diaz pinalayas sa shooting habang “nakikipag-sex” si Belle (Daza, her daughter): (Asked politely, may be more like it.)
Elmo Magalona iniiwasan si Julie Anne San Jose na
parang may nakakahawang sakit. (Parang kailan lang…)
Yasmien Kurdi super payat na, atat nang mag-pose sa men’s magazine. (Was that the motivation?)
Alam mo ba ang nangyayari, Kylie Padilla? Ai-Ai type dyowain si Aljur: Pero alam ko ang mga limitasyon ko! (Dapat naman.)
Andi Eigenmann kay Jake Ejercito: Kung hindi ako mahal, ’di ko ipipilit. (Dapat din!)
Ibinandera pa sa Instagram ang naka-dextrose na si Sabina; Claudine Barretto ginagamit ang 2 anak para makaganti, kunsensiyahin si Raymart Santiago. (Kakapagod na ito.)
Hindi nakasisiguro kung totoong mahal ang kanilang anak, Bossing (Vic Sotto) matatanggap ng magulang ni Pauleen kung matutuloy ang kasalan. (No brainer.)
Aga Muhlach sa pagsabak muli sa politika: Hindi na, siguro ’pag malinis na! (Parang may galit pa yata.)
Sa pagsisinungaling ni Katherine Luna tungkol sa kanilang “anak” ni Coco Martin: Ayoko nang pag-usapan, hayaan na natin! (Ayaw din namin.)
Robin Padilla ipadadala sa Zamboanga para makipag-negosasyon kay Nur Misuari? (’Di nga?)
Anne Curtis ayaw kay Sam Concepcion para kay Jasmine? (Ate Mommy?)
Kakaibang experience sa lansangan kasama ang masang Pinoy; Kris Aquino, Manny Pacquiao nakipagsiksikan sa MRT sa kasagsagan ng malakas na ulan. (And why not?)
Guwapo, mayamang Brazilian ang ipinalit ni Ai-Ai de las Alas kay Jed Salang? (Here we go again.)
Siguradong walang ibang babae; Maja Salvador kay Gerald Anderson: Grabe siyang magparamdam ng pagmamahal! (Dahan-dahan, ’teh.)
Nagkukunwaring masaya at kuntento sa lovelife, pero… Maja “nagluluksa,” nabuking na may ibang dyowa raw si Gerald. (Ano ba talaga?)
Kiray napaiyak nang halikan ni Arjo Atayde. (Who?)
Mariel Rodriguez wala nang raket, magpapabuntis na kay Robin. (Language, please!)
Carla Abellana: May mga taong ang dudumi ng bibig, walang takot sa Diyos! (Thunder and lightning here: “Leave Me out of this.”)
Aga kay Janet Lim-Napoles: Sa akin, Panginoon na ang bahala sa kanya! (Thunder and lightning again: “Stop ordering Me around.”)
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