Traumatized hunk turns to boys
Show biz insider had a couple of high-profile romances in the past.
Separated from first partner, SI got involved with Colorful Performer but the affair ended in heartbreak. SI was next linked to Visiting Starlet, who is notorious for tawdry gimmicks.
The relationship quickly went pfft.
Seemingly traumatized by these entanglements, SI has reportedly sworn off women and turned to a fellow hunk, good-looking Gifted Entertainer, for solace. They are often seen in public together these days. Apparently, SI is quite proud of their budding romance.
Many are wondering why Distressed Star has become Powerful Insider’s new favorite. DS is often included in PI’s projects.
According to a mole, PI wants to make up for an unfortunate incident that left DS jobless in the past.
DS was sacked after a misunderstanding involving Handsome Hunk.
The bosses sided with HH, but PI knew that DS was not entirely to blame. Thus, PI has been making sure to hire DS in potentially lucrative ventures.
Pretty Starlet should make certain that nothing is missing from her closet, now that she’s dating Influential Beau.
A spy insists that IB, as a college student, had a fondness for dressing up … in drag. Was it just a phase?
IB and pals cross-dressed for laughs, sure, but witnesses are sure IB enjoyed himself “too much.” Hopefully, he has outgrown his penchant for cosmetics, stilettos and mini-skirts.
Heard on the Radio Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.).
Since arriving from abroad, Hot Hunk has gained a slew of admirers with his good looks and athletic prowess.
At a splashy event, HH was mobbed by giddy fans, gays and girls alike, who requested souvenir shots with him.
The groupies got the shock of their lives because HH just stared at them and rudely walked out. (Dude, you lost not a few followers for sure.)
Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Sweet Actress often plays maudlin martyrs onscreen. In real life, SA plays underdog to the hilt as well. Turns out, SA is not so innocent.
SA hooked up with Married Guy. Concerned Friend tried to intervene, but SA refused to give up the man. Worse, SA and her family ganged up on CF who was going steady with SA’s Cute Sibling. CF and CS eventually broke up.
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Piolo, Gerald walang arte sa sex; Shaina game na game rin sa kama. (Whoa! Ah, sa movie pala!)
Kahit inakusahang umbagero at rapist, Cesar gusto pa ring makipagbalikan kay Sunshine. (Afraid. For whom? We’re not saying.)
Kawawa sina Sabina at Santino sa mala-soap opera na bangayan ng kanilang magulang. (Ah, precious hindsight.)
Fans nina Dennis at Tom tinarayan si Marian, masyado raw mayabang. (Di kaya mainitin lang ang ulo these days?)
Mark na-trauma, ayaw nang balikan si Ynna Asistio. (Not with the whole world watching.)
Gagawin ko ang lahat para maging mabuting asawa kay Kim at best tatay sa mga anak namin! – Jericho. (Hala, plural agad.)
Kahit hindi siya ang tatay, Coco binigyan ng P200,000 ang panganay na anak ni Katherine. (Look, is that a queue forming?)
Kaplastikan daw ang pagtulong ni Marian sa mga batang may sakit. (Wala namang basagan ng trip.)
JC de Vera: Wala naman akong balak ahasin si Maja kay Gerald! (And we should care because … ?)
Gwardyado pa ng inang si Inday Barretto sa ginanap na court hearing; Claudine walang ginawa kundi mag-iiyak; Gretchen tiyak magmamaasim na naman. (For sure!)
Katrina gusto uling buntisin ni Kris Lawrence pero ayaw pang pakasal. (For sure?)
Julia, Enchong, Enrique nambulabog sa mall; 50 security guard naalarma. (For real?)