Scandalous star wins some, loses a lot more
CHARICE, who sports a new look, tops list of the world’s hottest gay women. photo: Kimmeth Nicolas
Lady Luck isn’t always on Controversial Celebrity’s side.
ON A trip abroad, CC won big in a casino—a mind-boggling P24 million.
CC thought the winning streak would continue back home. From the airport, upon his return, CC went straight to a nearby casino, where he played for three nights in a row. His fortune spectacularly reversed, CC lost a whopping P120M!
The obscenely devastating loss traumatized CC who now refuses to go near gambling joints.
Revealing baby pics
Scandalous Personality knocked up Pretty Starlet. SP asked Bosom Buddy to take the fall and shack up with PS.
To hush them up, SP gave PS and her parents pieces of expensive real estate property here and abroad. BB was undoubtedly well-compensated for his troubles, too.
But as SP and PS’ Love Child grows up, the web of lies begins to unravel. A spy says recent photos reveal that PS’ baby uncannily resembles SP.
DANIEL Padilla is bothered by comparisons to Charice.
Worse, PS had another child with BB and the kid looks … not at all like LC!
Missing
If Promising Actor has been missing in action of late, it’s because he has finally agreed to go to rehab.
PA spiraled out of control and lost almost everything. Fortunately, family and friends intervened. PA gave up a sanctified project, among other blessings, to focus on his own well-being.
PA is in a facility somewhere in Tagaytay. His supporters hope he could beat his demons at last.
Noisy neighbor
Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
RAYVER Cruz has moved on.
Acclaimed Performer is renowned internationally, but seems unloved in the country. AP is not that popular among neighbors in a condominium building, either.
Turns out, AP rehearses early in the morning—powerful vocalization echoing through the entire floor because of paper-thin walls.
Alas, most of AP’s neighbors are sleep-deprived call center agents.
Ms Stingy
Picked up from the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
A former beauty titlist, Veteran Actress is admired for wisely handling her finances, unlike her peers.
The secret of VA’s success is her thrifty ways. She is dubbed Miss Stingy by vendors in a famous bazaar. VA would haggle incessantly, asking for ludicrous discounts.
A mole once witnessed VA offering P60 for an item that costs P200.
VALERIE Concepcion is an effective villainess
VA usually brings home a few measly items from those shopping expeditions.
Charice on top
Filipino singer Charice landed on top of the list of the website Autostraddle’s “105 Hotties You Will Like Who Also Like Girls.”
The list includes famously and proudly “out” personalities like singers Tracy Chapman (No. 72) and Meshell Ndegeocello (No. 4), “Today” anchor Jenna Wolfe (No. 35), model Amanda Moore (No. 28), football player Jessica Landstrom (No. 32) and actress Zoe Saldana (No. 38).
Two other Filipinos on the lineup are actress Monique Wilson (No. 61) and reality show star Divine Maitland Smith (No. 9).
Said Charice of being No. 1 on the list: “I am just thrilled about the news. It makes me feel more accepted, more loved. I’m thankful. It makes me feel more committed to my work.”
JOHN LLOYD Cruz blames the media for the rumors.
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Ano nga kaya ang laman ng video scandal? Claudine hindi na natahimik ang buhay, laging bida sa iskandalo. (At least, bida! Eyes on the prize!)
Hinamon ang mga bagets na underwear model; Goma palaban pa rin sa hubaran, pumayag ipasilip ang “angry bird.” (Owss?)
“Misibis Bay” ni Ritz Azul naka-jackpot, No. 1 teleserye ngayon sa TV5. (Good things come to those who wait.)
Ynna Asistio nag-iiyak nang makipaghiwalay si Mark Herras. (Alangan namang…)
True ba, umabot na sa milyon ang utang ni Nadia kay Mark Herras? (Ah…)
James nasolo rin si Bimby, Kris walang reklamo. (Just you wait.)
Valerie Concepcion epektib na kontrabidang “hot mama.” (Agree. Spin a win!)
Pagkatapos aminin na gusto niyang ligawan ang ka-love team, Rafael Rossell ibinasura ni Bianca King, mas pinili ang manliligaw na di taga-show biz. (None of our business.)
Rayver Cruz wala nang paki kay Cristine Reyes. (There goes one more.)
Daniel Padilla napipikon, naiirita ’pag kinukumpara ang buhok kay Charice. (Eh, si Charice kaya?)
Kaya nalaglag sa botohan sina Sam Pinto at Angel Locsin, kampo ni Marian gumastos nang malaking halaga para masigurong number one sa FHM. (Vote-buying?)
Agot Isidro umaasa pang magkakadyowa ulit: Sana ’yung tamang lalake na! (Dapat lang.)
Sinisi ang media sa pagkalat ng tsismis sa kanila ni Angelica; John Lloyd: Parang nagbabayad pa kami sa maling balita na ikinakalat ng mga tao! (One word for you: Fans.)
